You don't need a bible man, you just need a little self control. You could always watch that stupid fucking movie, Passion of the Christ.
I just tell them if they love me, they'll do it, and if that fails, that I'll dump their sorry asses if they don't. It's really effective.
An old man dies. Who the fuck cares?
Yep, my point exactly, takes extremely little effort.. Here's something I found on stumble....
Loads of tutorials out there. Get off your lazy ass and google it. It takes very little effort, you know.
Yeah, that is pretty stupid. Just eat them all at once.
The majority of the posters here are already ugly males, so there is obviously no connection between ugliness and intelligence.
That's just cuz you're black and they're afraid you'll rob them.
Just because you're sex starved doesn't mean you should let anyone who offers suck your dick. And contrary to popular opinion, letting a guy suck...
I thought this was going to be a promotional thread for homemade fleshlights. How disappointing.
Addiction has a real simple solution: Stop using. Not being able to stop isn't a "personality defect," it's a weakness of character.
Parody threads? I thought you were better than that.
Yea, an indication that I don't get laid is a great insult.
You are completely right, sir. Money is not important. The boobies one can pay to see with that money is what matters.
Jealousy, thy name is Hyphy.
Uh huh :rolleyes: Maybe you should find a real life girl to suck up to instead, I'm sure it would yield better results.
Not everything is about sex, moron. I guess saying that to a camwhore is pretty pointless, though.
I have it on good authority that the Reptilians, or Reptoids, have thoroughly infiltrated and corrupted human governments around the globe and it...
Yeah yeah, you're a great human, whatever you say :rolleyes: Indeed.
Begin hoarding bottle caps, immediately!
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