My recommendation is to go to your local urban growing store (hopefully there is one available near you, otherwise order online). I would HIGHLY...
Seriously, and I've only been here for one day.
Don't do it. Even lotion would be a better option.
Awesome post. Lately I've fooled around with ideas in my head about everybody being the same person. This sorta takes it further with the egg idea.
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