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You are Woody Allen and I claim my £5
The reason I never use vanity sinks you occasionally find in the corner of older hotel bedrooms
I don't pee in the shower but I occasionally shower in the loo.
I assume it wasn't a Catholic school run by nuns. They were ruthless. They'd have had you all lined up, knickers off and gone down the line with...
I don't use porn images or vids, I read erotica on sites like Literotica. I read a wide variety including taboo.
I'm 65. They hang so low its like having 4 kneecaps
When I was younger I had to regularly block it for the sake of the headboard
VPN is the answer for now though I have no doubt uncle Joe Starmer has his minions hard at work ending this work around.
No. Something that happened between them when they were younger and still living at home. None of my fantasies have ever involved me. They involve...
Rod Liddle tells a story where he was attending a retirement party at the BBC the day after the Brexit vote. Needless to say every conversation...
My wife and her brother.
I had a girlfriend who was in the habit of, while giving me a hand job, moving her hand to half way down my shaft as soon as i started coming....
Not my own family, but when they were young, I know my wife and her brother got up to some shenanigans. I use it for masturbation and sometimes we...
Another source of wanking material when I was young in the 70s was hedge porn. This was porn mags left by others in hedgerows down rural or semi...
Hiking, Cycling, kayaking and photography. Pretty much anything that. takes me out doors.
Girls get an easy ride as their size isn't easily judged. I've had sex with a 19yr old girl who had a pussy like a horses collar, and I've had...
I never wanted to videos. I would occasionally use soft porn mags ( hard core was hard to come by in the 70s here in the uk) but my main source...
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