Do you have any social, personal, or health problems that you're concerned about OP? I would think that the spiders in your room, house, and...
^ LMAO Maybe you beat your dick too much OP.
Shit dude, you must have been well hydrated, and ready to go.
Two different girls? My record for one day is 7 I believe. By that statistic I'm lead to believe that I could pull off (or beat out) 14 in 48...
That was fuckin awesome! Reminded me alot of Ledbelly. Keep it up man.
Pssh, now there is...I'll give it a listen.
Where's the song?
I once fucked this chick named Amanda, but I don't care for that name so I'd always call her Lucy. She never knew why.
Maybe because you kept blowing up every time she was around. That or she thought you were full of hot air.
My dad used to work in this factory where they had printing presses. One guy got his hand pulled in somehow and his hand got pressed. He didn't...
One named Lucy?
She'd roll over in her grave if she read this thread...
I prefer to make a fort out of them.
I had an ex girlfriend go out and cheat on me with a guy who had a smaller dick. There's a vagina out there for every dick, that's how I see it.
Marijuana is a gateway drug that causes schizophrenia and violent behaviour. You're best to leave it for mexicans and bikers.
Does it count if she's under the impression that we're a couple?
Yea, I was surprised there weren't more pointed remarks about him. Though it was too much about him personally. There should have been more about...
I like that the author of the article included the word "somehow"; I'd make a joke, but I've run out of steam. Her family must be...
I like the tea cup tattoo on your hip. I've got two jewels on my body, both are between my legs.
Perhaps while you rubbed your eyes they probed your butt.
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