Sounds horrible at first but at least someone's pissed at the look at me mentality.
I haven't come out yet. THat's for sure. I probably never will.
Maybe he has blue balls?
This site is the exact opposite of hte Nexopia forum.
It's not as awkward as being asked if you can suck your own cock. Second of all, I just like to be prepared. If my wife asks me how she would like...
Thank you for your valuable insight. I won't argue with a woman. They have a tendency to mind rape you even when your right.
In that case I'm sorry. My name is Merlin. I'm a man. Kamin is the name of Captain Picard in an episode of Star Trek.
You know, I should really beat your hippy ass for saying that. Lucky for you I'm a pacifist. Actually, you insulted me twice so maybe I should...
No. I just have a visual mind.
Sorry sir. I'm not gay.
I'm a virgin so I guess I'm only skillful in conjecture when it come to the bed room. It only makes sense to listen to your partner's desires.
Lick him under the balls upward, stimulate until he has an erection. Then lick his balls in one motion, moving your tongue upwards in between both...
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