Judging by her avatar and user name, I assumed she was already a weed smoker. Maybe some ecstasy would do her good.
That's pretty depressing. You should seek Jesus. Or maybe some heroin.
I have Greek toes. Do you have a guide for nipples? I'm real curious about those...
Treading water in the middle of Otsego Lake in Cooperstown, NY. I almost drowned. It was awesome.
10/17 I always want to disarm the gunman, because a gunman disarmed is no longer a gunman. He's just a man. And you can bring down a man by simply...
If you fuck everything, then everything is fucked. And it sucks when everything is fucked. So don't fuck everything.
What Is And What Should Never Be
So... The "gun" is his penis, right?
You should write a long dissertation covering your opinions of banana-hammocks. I mean, I probably wouldn't read it... But it might be fun to write.
I always used to open up shower curtains when I went into strange bathrooms to make sure no perverts were hiding there. Then one time in a...
I'm afraid I might punch the boss in the balls
Dude. Next time you talk to God, ask It where my naked lady playing cards are. Did my nephew Stevie steal them? I bet he did, that little pervert...
Cigarette butts on the ground provide a service for other smokers who are down on their luck and can't afford a shiny new expensive pack of...
One time I was out in the woods being amorous with my girlfriend, and I swear there was a squirrel in a tree watching us and jerking off. Or maybe...
Become your boyfriend's mother. Style your hair like hers, dress like her, talk like her, mimic her body movements, and adopt her personality....
I always hold the door open for a lady. But, truth be told, I only do it so I can check out her ass when she walks by. Don't tell my wife.
I love that his decrepit old butler/servant is a junkie.
You would love my mom! Let me know if you want her number.
That was cool until it was a commercial for Internet Explorer.
I wish I was the look-alike of Giorgio Tsoukalos.
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