What do you want from the cult?
This cult is now closed to new members.
There'll be money in it for you...
Only one person has officially joined my cult so far - you should be the next.
Next?
It's yours. Please make up the rules and PM me
Happy 2013, Cultists!
Who's up for doing this springtime meetup?
Recruitment time - everyone recruit all the female members mentioned in rule #38 above.
Any more cult rules? Or shall we move on to recruitment?
You're looking at it. In the future, of course.
as many children as we can make
That's two so far. Good luck meeting those billion chicks, never mind screwing them all. There are 31,536,000 seconds in a year - so that's one...
This cult needs rules. I'm busy. I want you all to list a dozen or so rules here. One rule each.
The answer to most of the above (not including the suicidal bits) is yes. Yes to beer, chicks, massage oil, and the rest of it. And yes I...
You are all invited to join my cult. Please respond here. Thankyou.
ok. Your place? or here?
Have we all stopped? Or do we have other options?
Of course it can happen, but it might be very very difficult/complicated
...and I would keep on trying....
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