I didn't think hippies owned cars. You're being untrue to the fundamental concepts of being a hippie. Sellout.
Hey, sluts are kind of cool. They're expressing their individuality by contracting STDs. I like to compare my STDs with others and make new friends.
I find it particularly tasteful and I know I'm being health-conscious when I allow the cycle of nutrition to spread. Blood in blood out, you know...
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