There is a dude who owns two parrots, one male and one female. He cannot tell which is which until one day he catches them having sex. He...
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair.
Has anyone gotten sperm on the bottom of their feet?
Unless you really like sperm. Otherwise I'd have to agree with you.
What kind of tree is it? I feel like that makes a big difference that we haven't even discussed yet? If it was a spruce then yes, those fuckers...
That makes sense. I'm still working on the finding the "right job", whatever that means but alas I'm currently stuck with a quite fulfilling one...
Let's be honest, work sucks... A lot. Who here hates their job the most? What do each of you hate the most about your jobs? I'll go first....
Hello everyone! Glad to be a part of the community here! I love to keep it squirelly and this looks like just the place to make that happen!...
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