Tell him that's Nnot Nnice
evil
Alison
Show him that I'm wearing suede-soled dancing shoes, and that the oil really isn't a problem
Some might think the world will be a better place following the extinction of mankind ...
No ... I've only got C1 on my licence, so I've driven 7.5 tonners but nothing bigger Have you ever successfully passed yourself off as the...
Is really just a buggy pear
Tell him to hop it
Banned for trying to persuade me that HF is really HOFI
I don't even own one of those infernal contraptions. Knows how many beans make five (Oh no he doesn't!!)
That's quite alright, old chum. Here, have this floatation ring thing ... and don't let the doors hit you on the backside as you make your way...
Hi dreamseeds. I was born in the mid 60s too. I haven't got any kids or grandkids, though. Kinda wish I had
Hi fresh horsemeat. I just registered, too
Hi hornyash. I just registered, too.
Miss Nomer
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. This boat is under new management ... so will you all please form an orderly queue and...
Confiscate his video equipment and videos ... ... and open a pay per view lending library
Banned for missing the intentional irony
Spot on! Do we know one another??? Will not admit to being a freemason
ash
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