noooo damn tablets x ray glasses
but there,shining brightly where the tv had been was an enormous vibrator and a tube of lube!
i like the last one but i'd shorten it to tor :) yw
is always happy to comb out those dried up bits of fur in a morning
...is being sticky and not caring
dairylea dressed as cheese
i married an anchovy
cock ring
lugubrious
soon followed by a naked dangermouse nursing an enormous priapism.
[ATTACH] jez nothin ever straightforward when i do it
if the smokes fine then it isnt. jus pull out the hairy bit and bin it.
somewhere out there someone is choking their chicken.
you cannot be cereal!
umbrage
if it was born in a stable it could still be a duck.
lady boy
wringer-out for a one armed window cleaner
im sure pork pies are male but am i correct in thinking chicken pies are girls?
the man barked and drooled as morrow arrived
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