Haha. So I take it that you were hoping to see Nippleback perform the halftime show?
Assuming you have an attractive neighbor, does it turn you on to hear his or her sex or masturbation? Or is it annoying?
After you cum, does your wife just clean herself or does she ever play with the cum? What does she do with the cum? Smear it on her tits? Etc
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