Oh girl, that's an easy one. "As You Wish" or better yet, my favorite - "INCONCEIVABLE!!" lol. Predator -
\ Haha yes! I was thinking dough, but close enough!!
I am massaging and stroking it to make it bigger - What am I massaging???
Make love no. Fuck their brains out, yes.
How everything used to stand up so perky and firm, being braless now just hurts, lol.
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Watching a cartoon and staring at my vibrator, why did this sexy man have to be sick tonight?
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French Girls, wearing this, and only this." Yeah, I've seen that movie WAY too many times, lol....
My drink My mouse My remote My rosary Myself..... lol.
I love my 38DD breasts - they've served me well over the years, as a bartender, a sales rep, an accountant - but the most interesting when I was...
Conga line, lol. D
Honestly, the beach. I have done it a bunch of times, and it has been the most annoying adventure getting all the sand out of my privates, lol....
Holy, Powerful, Serendipitous, Exemplary.
Those look good! Paremesean chips are really good - I really like the puffy air crisps - especially the baked kind. Thanks for the recipe!! We...
Drug Addict Addict
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"There's a party in my pants and you're the guest of honor." I will admit that sometimes got a mercy fuck, but only after a lot of liquor. Lol.
Oh man, @Toker - I remember jumping those turnstiles and riding all around NYC for free! I remember all the funny messages I would get on my...
Hey, welcome to Hip Forums - nice to see you : )
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