Bed head
Tip for any fish who happen to be reading this: always stay hydrated.
Yeah, it was a joke, lol. Not really meant to be taken quite so seriously.
Ladies night
LOL, so that was you :-)
Slow dance
If you bring sweet potato pie into the conversation, I can assure you that you don't suck at flirting :-)
Purple rain
[IMG] Something magical
A shark wearing slippers and drinking coffee while reading a newspaper. I mean, not so much a shark wearing slippers and drinking coffee, but a...
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you.... wait, do bears even like bananas? Do they even have pockets? Do you know Goldilocks? (I suck at...
If you really have to pee and there is a giant spider in the bathroom, just go squat over your cat's litter box. If you don't have a cat, piss in...
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Heavy rain
When I go outside without makeup on, children cry and birds fly into windows on purpose.
I'm not a Star Wars fan, but I might have become one if Han Solo had named his son "Guitar."
I laughed at this. Then realized how true it actually is!
Wet climate
Started the day with one by WW and will end the day with another. Profound in its simplicity. [IMG]
Yes.
Separate names with a comma.