Wish I could help but I'm not in Connecticut. Why don't do cancel your online service and sell your computer? It would free up some cash. ;)
Well, you managed to say all three but hey, your families cute and so are you so who am I to be an ass. Welcome. BTW, it was original. I haven't...
That just goes to show, you never really know. People are strange.
With that many partners, I suggest you use plenty of birth control options.
Michael Moore
I'm already sorry for asking this but makes you think she'd want to see your objectified image?
I take it you're a hyper person. Anyway, welcome you Dirty Hippie. ;)
I'm sure she does. You in your thong is exactly what Martha thinks about while engaging in fornication.
You are absolutely correct. That statement is a fact. Don't mind me, I'm just releasing my frustrations.
Then don't. I wouldn't recommend it, really. In fact, I've never heard any good stories of people doing such. Just listen to the nice people above...
What in the world is in your signature? It does not look pure or innocent.
Weird is a state of mind, so it all depends on how you look at it. But yeah, I'm weird. So are you. And Martha too. Ha.
Well, I guess I should welcome you too then. So here it is, "Welcome FTNW." By the way, what do your initials stand for?
I suggest getting EVERYONE tested. This way we know who has it so we don't have sex with them. They should then refrain from ever having sex...
She doesn't really come to mind. Now Martha Washington, that's another story.
Dirt don't hurt but the stench may drive others away. Whatever floats your boat.
Interesting analogy Makno, really. Did you learn that in school?
Well, I'm new too but wtf. Welcome Chilly.
I second that.
Slow then fast.
Separate names with a comma.
