Shredded newspaper is a great thing to keep weeds under control around plants in the garden.
Only works if the deer haven't seen or been around humans. They get used to the scent and ignore it.
Garlic Ice Cream? hmmm, i gotta think about that.
I'm coming to your house for dinner!!
I know the feeling. If it's your property load the freezer up! It's a bummer to work hard on a garden and to see it chewed to the ground.
Is there a good amout of root? i only transplant into larger containers when the roots take up more space than the dirt.
My experience with too much "C" is getting diareah. I keep a safe level in my system now by eating lots of fruits. Only time i get the runs is...
I want to save the bulbs i planted a few years ago along our property line before i fix the concrete blocks. THey have already bloomed this year....
I dated the Ohio Honey queen back in the early 80's. Her mom was very wise. Best thing is to get local honey still in the wax comb. Chew the...
You truly are in a loving relationship when you can rip one and she doesn't care. If she can't handle a fart how will she feel if you are sick...
What happened to grabbing a handful of leafs and wiping? I'm sure they'll flush and you just keep a bag of em in the bathroom.
I'm a firm believer in "People Eating Tasty Animals"
Who needs the friggin internet if you move so far away to get rid of civilization?
Hmmm, Maybe Stop the drugs and learn to spell?
When Hurricane Rita hits Key West We're going to have to pay for the fagggots that become homeless, We're already paying for the idiots that...
My wife and i have a very loving relationship. The first couple years i'd rub her back and make her comfortable during her PMS. AS the years went...
I shot one today. It was taking a dump between the Tomatoes. It was 30 feet from me and i thought i missed. I took a second shot and it still...
I've seen splits on Tomatoes in my garden after a dry spell and then a good day of rain. Keeping Tomatoes in a constant moist soil situation by...
Burn all important stuff onto CD's. or save it on a slave drive. I reformat twice a year. Clears all kind of nasties that hang around to give you...
Some women like long strokes, Some like to grind that sweet spot against you while you're inside. Here's a tip: Ya have to last longer than a...
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