that's discusting man; it's "I thought I farted but I shat" It's just as easy to get these things right. I thought I zigged but I zagged.
I wonder who made the first pie. I wonder what they were thinking; "Hey! I think I'll smash up some grains and make a sort of bowl shaped thing...
If you ate my soul you would still be hungry.
I exonerate you all in the name of my grandmother's left testicle, which is named Sven and holds a degree in bicycle mechanics bequeethed by the...
Hiram Walker's Pomagranete Snapps. I'm usually strictly a beer guy but this stuff kicks asss!.
There's no reason to think she was a whore, that's just another erroneous christian tradition. There's also no reason to think sh was JC's wife,...
The fact is some of us are just better than the rest of you. It's not like we hold it against you or anything. In fact, for that matter, it's...
Why thank you. Experts tell me my eskimo comes across with a Tibetian accent though.
If you're imagining it, it isn't real life.
It was overwhelming and sedating at the same time. I speak all languages. Badly. Or is it poorly. See what I mean?
I've had a few "near life" experiences. That's when you start to see things.
Most of my friends keep telling me to stop teaching their kids new words.
That's my only regret.
'Night man. Hey, what time is it in Arkansas, Honduras, Isreal,....?
Lol! Hope you get some sleep dude. Sometimes I almost feel guilty for not having any kids, like my life's too easy. Then I think about the DNA...
You know what would kick ass!? An episode of the Sopranos in Gothic English. Sir Tony: Verrily Yoose guys is fuckin' wit da wrong outfit.
See? That's what I mean. I thought you were talking about Jethro Tull. Wakeman. Yeah I should have known "Yes". And I'm not even stoned. Yet.
"Does't Thou?" you would definately get beaten up for that one in Jersey.
"By Odin's Beard!" Now that's a manly phrase.
You know alot more about Jethro Tull than I do. I just like the music (woodfolk stuff all the way).
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