Uh, no, just thought I'd use a little sarcasm to lighten the mood. Also, kudos on the Simpsons reference toocurious. :cheers2:
Tell us more about this "Internet"...
I hope it was a nice car... like a Ferrari or something. Anything less and I'd feel kinda dirty.
I'm about 8 inches and I can say with certainty I've never had any difficulty jerking off... but then again if it were 2 inches I doubt I'd have...
I'm rubbing myself over my jeans, but not full on jerking off.
Care to elaborate a bit?
Rub one out could definitely be a unisex term.
Just a hair under 8.
I used to be able to in my late teens when I was more flexible. It helped that I'm somewhat well endowed, but if I tried again now I'd probably...
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