Imperial Decree #13 All media may be traded fairly over the internet. If someone distributes media without permission from the copyright...
Imperial Decree #12 All citizens of the internet shall be granted the right to temporary emperor status simply by typing in the magick...
It pains me to say that sheer laziness prevents me from fulfilling all of my duties as the Emperor of the Internet. Therefore, I have decided...
In Battlefield: Vietnam you have a choice between playing the Viet Kong or the US. Wars are nasty, but they're great material for video games.
Imperial Decree #11 The Citizen of the Internet known here as TenCentArcade is hereby granted Honourary SuperGimp status, and shall be free...
Imperial Decree #10 Rodney Dangerfield has been Sainted by Imperial Decree and shall henceforth be referred to as "Saint Rodney."
Rodney Dangerfield has been Sainted by Imperial Decree.
This is where I, Emperor Jones the I, Emperor of the Internet, will prove to you, my loyal subjects, that I do indeed care about what you want...
Imperial Decree #9 Internet Explorer is an inferior browser, and all citizens foolish enough to use Explorer when there are better options...
Emperor Jones the I grows weary. Lording one's superiority over others really takes it out of an Emperor. I will return tomorrow to check on...
Emperor Jones the I endorses Mozilla Firefox for safe internet browsing.
Bob Dole has full control of his balls, it's the penis he has trouble with.
A sad, sad little man who can no longer play with his balls like he used to.
Freud is many things to many people. I prefer to think of him as the Incan God of Cocaine.
I am full of Imperial wisdom, as always. Go ahead, ask me a question.
I rule over all the varied Domain Names of the Internet. I am the rightful Emperor of the Internet.
I am the Emperor of the Internet. I cannot be banned!
Behold! I bring to my good subjects links to the free porn that they are entitled to! (18 and up only please. Seriously, if you click this link...
So long as the basic laws are not broken. Do what you want, but Fuck with someone else's rights and you will be destroyed.
BAH! FOUL BEAST YOU SHALL NEVER MENTION MY ARCH-ENEMIES URL AGAIN!
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