In a country pub carpark with quite well known actress on the bonnet of her husbands car, whilst he was inside having a drink.
I have a beard, if I shave it off the wife goes apeshit because she says I look like a schoolboy when I'm clean shaven... But then I'm a biker so...
Ewwww. Wrong wrong wrong wrong..... & did I mention WRONG! Just plain sick and nasty.
Isnt it where you get your girl to give you a BJ and then as you cum, you smack her on the back of the head and the cum is supposed to cum out of...
Whoa, Sleep Fucking????? Now that is seriously cool
LOL, that reminds me of a biker mate of mine who got a chilli seed stuck in the end of his dick, after doing his GF "up the wrong 'un"!
You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you. You let me penetrate you. You let me complicate you. Help me. I broke apart my insides. Help me....
Coming back from the Kent custom bike show and I had a skinful of ale the night before.... Things were getting really desperate and I had to pull...
I have never done a FFM threesome, but when I was in my 20's I got chatting to a couple in a pub and the bloke said that he would pay me to fuck...
I watched Brokeback Mountain yesterday out of boredom..... What a dreadful film! dull as ditchwater
I cant normally stand Will Smith but I did enjoy I am legend, Although its no where near as good as 28 days later.
Just finished watching "The Football Factory" "Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having V.D. The fucking pain goes on forever"........
I used to love The Young Ones (Yes, Im am just about old enough to remember it first time round)... Although I could never really understand what...
Just watched the final installment of ""Make me a christian" that I had recorded. The Conclusion: The whole thing was completely staged and...
Munfy, I know you are inexperienced and are probably very nervous about "getting things wrong". Just read up on techniques on serious websites and...
You are right the alphabet thing is BS, but the main thing is that women like different styles and its just a case of finding out which style gets...
with Rohypnol :wink: I'll get me coat......
Never had Veet burning the skin.... It tingles a bit but does the job.
If thats want she wanted then I would be up for it, BUT we would be talking small vibe and not one of those huge traffic cone sized dildos as seen...
Pink, Shakira, or Drew Barrymore..... I dont think I would have to forced though
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