1 Rule of a flat stomach

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Cut down a bit of stomach fat each day by using this 1 weird old tip:

    Dont eat fatty cheeseburgers

    Get your arse off the couch


    Ok, thats 2 tips
     
  2. odonII

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    Tip 3: Don't drink too much booze.
     
  3. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    Stomach intake < stomach output = flat stomach.
     
  4. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't do sit up... they make your stomach bumpy!
     
  5. odonII

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    To be fair, the distribution of fat is individual and generally males store fat around their waist. Eating less fat does not mean a flat stomach.
     
  6. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

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    We expected Odon to give a tip to eat at McDonald's for a flat stomach.
     
  7. odonII

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    If you eat their salads and not their burgers, perhaps...

    You would need to eat their often for both...
     
  8. Mason Grey

    Mason Grey Member

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    whaaa?!???
    my fat has gone crazy heavy to my hips and ass since i was 25/ish.
    i was super skinny when i was young..........
    i am a straight married guy.

    1: eat fatty (bacon) (double-meat) cheeseburgers.
    2: enjoy time on the couch.
    3: enjoy booze frequently. (constantly?)
    what am i doing wrong????
     
  9. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    stop eating burgers at McDonald's
     
  10. odonII

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    P.S: Homosexuality does not have a baring on fat distribution...
     
  11. odonII

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    ...unless you eat there everyday and twice on Sundays it won't make any difference to your weight issue.
     
  12. odonII

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    :rolleyes:
     
  13. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

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    Or all the deep-fried chicken, as long as it's not the extra crispy.
     
  14. Mason Grey

    Mason Grey Member

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    i eat burgers A LOT.
    listen, i FUCKING LOVE HAMBURGERS, man..........
    i lost interest in fast-food hamburgers when i was a kid.
    i have been killing that shit for years.
    my hamburgers make stone-faced cynics weep.

    i see no problem with my lifestyle. :2thumbsup:
     
  15. odonII

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    Do McDonald's sell deep-fried chicken?
    No, obviously, if you have varied diet with treats such as the above now and then - all good.

    Most people gain weight from grazing and eating more than the RDI - their own fault.
     
  16. odonII

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    I'm not judging you. If you like a fat ass and fat hips - fair enough.
     
  17. bird_migration

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    Wow, thanks for the tips. Now hopefully I can get a flat stomach too!
     
  18. odonII

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    Are not home-made and store bought the same thing?
     
  19. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    To each their own..:2thumbsup:
     
  20. Isadoran

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    I get fat on health food and seldom eat fatty foods. I am not into fast foods at all. I do have a weakness for ice cream though but have cut way back on it and lost 60 pounds this year. Even back when I was at my thinnest I never had a flat belly because of my mutated womb that has 2 huge pockets. It is like i was meant to have twins. Cheese is my other weakness and it is what adds weight to me.
     
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