100 things you can cut with a chainsaw list:

100. A tree.

 

99. a pizza

 

98. Another tree.

 

97. a cat

 

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96. Vaginal expansion if your girlfriend is too tight...

 

95. the television

 

94. a duck

 

93. A group of little children from an orphanage around Xmas.

 

91. The hands of a pianist or artist...

 

90. Friend

 

89. Tires of cars.

 

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87) your friend's hair

 

86) hang nail

 

85) A lock on a bike you "found"

 

84) cake

 

83) phone lines of the person you are stalking

 

82) xmas package wrapping paper.. easiet way to open anything i tell's ya!

 

81) the yellow pages

 

80) fax machine