2 Lies & 1 Fact

Yep. Damn, the one nut gave it away... :H

 

bingo

 

PS. Your new pics are sexy.

 

thanks it was a fun night. everyone looked so pretty

 

Correct answer is.....got a hand job from my sex ed teacher.

wanted to join the coast guard bad, never did.

Virgin till 18 =(

 

ONE NUT!

 

1) I am directly decended from many royal lines
2) I have a parrot
3) I can kiss my elbow

 

1 - I have been pregnant a total of 9 times
2 - I had a small role in a late 90's porn
3 - My parents are brother and sister


and heron, i say #2

 

I say porno, got a copy?

 

#1? or did you just use a long description to make me think it was number 1?

 

I'm going to go with #1 too ISJ.

 

for after ISJ gives his answer;

1. I have hugged Shamu (and kissed a sea lion)
2. I fell off a chairlift once and fractured my tibia in three places (while snowboarding in Vermont)
3. My dog peed on my face when I was sleeping (he was only 6 months old)

 

hey, nobody guessed mine!

i'm hurt

 

I did, said porn

 

1. i got four detentions in middle school for beating a kid with a binder
2. ive been tardy 19 times this year
3. my favorite subject is history

 

I say number 1, you look sweet but deadly =P

 

yup. dont let the face fool you :X

 

I have been to jail on three seperate occasions

While living in tofukkinledo i did psychic readings at a gay biker bar

i once had a seven foot python that slept with his "pet" rat

 

seriously id play,, but i cant think of a good lie ,,.. ok ill play..

i once saw a pure crystal of LSD..

I got to meet jimmy carter..

I once got ripped off by a john who sucked my dick for 20 bucks then lost his wallet

 

HHB.. #1


1. i've smoked crack on multiple occasions
2. i've been in jail and on house arrest
3. i've had sex with my college professor