2 line poem challenge

I went to town in my brand new car
and filled the boot with chocolate bars

i aimed my bow an let my arrow fly

 

i aimed my bow an let my arrow fly
felled that parrot with an arrow through the eye

as i picked up its lifeless body

 

as i picked it up its lifeless body
felt really dead an was very bloody

i dug a hole an buried him deep

 

i dug a hole an buried him deep
but not so deep to cover over his beak

I looked over its nest and took its eggs

 

I looked over its nest and took its eggs
an put them into another nest

where parrots still lived ta keep them warm

 

I went to town in my brand new car
Stopplng biefly at my favorite bar

Just long enough to a mason jar of corn squeezin's

 

Just long enough to a mason jar of corn squeezin's
that stays real fresh but never freeze's

i mixed it all up in a big huge jug

 

i mixed it all up in a big huge jug
i murdered a parrot and now i'm a thug

i been out east and i been out west

 

i been out east and i been out west
But leaving the house was my wife's request.

Roast beef makes a hardy meal...

 

Roast beef makes a hardy meal...
said my wife to my girlfriend as they shared some veal


get off my back you horrible skank

 

Get off my back you horrible skank
She got up and left, since there's gas in the tank.

She sped down the road without looking back.....

 

She sped down the road without looking back.....
he stayed behind smoking some crack...

i'd like to visit maine

 

i'd like to visit maine
but I'm in the wrong lane

I can get there if I sail the main......

 

I can get there if I sail the main
but if I get a leak, I'll sail down the drain...

The cats in the window, washing her fur...

 

The cats in the window, washing her fur...
and i'm bit freaked out cause i dont own a cat


i met a virgin from West Virginia

 

I met a girl from West Virginia
I begged her,please-I just want innya

The trees were swaying in a gentle breeze

 

The trees were swaying in a gentle breeze
Stiring up dust enough to make me sneexe

The wind growing stronger and colder began a freeze

 

The wind growing stronger and colder began a freeze
The place iced up and snow did fall

I curled up in a ball so small

 

I curled up in a ball so small
Twas thus I found and quickly kindled a fire warm and tall

Then cuddled you in my lap wrapping us in my cloak

 

Then cuddled you in my lap wrapping us in my cloak
We sat snuggled by the fire under a big old oak

We made up songs all night long