20 types of Drug Dealers....Best and Worst??

Ok, so I found this website that gives a list of the "Top 20 Types of Marijuana Dealers" you will come across when buying weed and gives you advice on how to deal with them. So I just wanna make that list, and you guys can tell me which kind of Dealer you think is the 'WORST' kind to have and which kind of dealer you think is the 'BEST' kind to have.

1. Shady Dealer- this is the kind of guy that tells you in order to get your stuff- you have to meet him Two Blocks Down, around the corner, through and alleyway, and on top of the Fire Escape just to get a Dime Bag.

2. The Aggressor- These guys are the hustlers that advertise their stuff way too much. They will just run up to you randomly on the street and tell you about the newest, strongest stuff they have. All of these strains usually have crazy names.

3. Money is Money Dealer- this is the kind of guy most people like. He's the kind of guy whos willing to sell you a dime bag for $8.75. He sees money as money so will hook you up with deals every now and then.

4. Paranoido Dealer- The guy who is too scared of everything. He doesn't want you to call or text him or anything. He wants you to park your car 3 blocks away from him. He always makes you come by yourself and doesn't want you to know what his real name is.

5. The Part Time Hustler- This is just the kind of guy you know you can only reach during certain times of the day. You know if you call him during the hours of 12pm-6pm he will always be there but try and get to him any other time, he wont pick up his phone at all.

6. "Mr. Flakiness" dealer- Hes the one who will tell you he's available and he'll call you back in 20 minutes. 20 minutes goes by and he never does though. He will have you waiting all day and when you finally get sick of waiting and decide to call him, he doesn't pick up the phone. Then the very next day, he decides to call you and your pissed at the guy because you couldn't get the stuff when you originally wanted it.

7. "Gift Giver" Dealer- This is the nice kind of guy who says he wants you to smoke Weed with him in order to get your stuff. Sometimes it's pretty cool because you get a hookup and he smokes you up, but somtimes it's not cool when your really busy and have to go to work or something and hes taking up your time like that.

8. Buddy Buddy Dealer- the one who wants you to become his best friend. Some of us have enough friends as it is. I just want to make my purchase and get out of there.

9. The Sleezball- the one who will exchange weed for sexual favors if you don't have any money and isn't even ashamed about it.

10. The Infomercial Dealer- These are the worst kind. These are the hustlers who falsely advertise their stuff. They tell you its the best you'll ever smoke but it turns out to just be Schwag with Air Freshner sprayed in it.

11. Mr. Reliable--everybody's favorite guy. You can always rely on him to have good bags at good prices and he is always consistent. This is the kind of guy you want to know. You can even move away and then move back and he'll still be there.

12. The Delivery Boy- this is the guy whos nice enough to come deliver your bud to your door. He has the car and the time to do it and doesn't realize that he saves money if he makes you come to him. Often times, these guys also have jobs at other delivery places. Always great to know a guy who can deliver PIZZA and WEED.

13. Mr. No Shorts--This is the guy who is REALLY consistent about his prices. The guy who will absolutely never cut you a deal no matter what. You either have the normal price or you aren't walking away with anything.

14. The Backwards Hustler--this is the guy who only hustles weed to also support THEIR own habit. He is only getting an OUNCE every time he has to re-up because he's smoking HALF and selling HALF and doing it over and over again for years and not making any progress.

15. The Social Hustler- He is not an exprienced hustler. Hes not normally a guy who sells weed but he'll have some to sell every so often. If he shows up to a party, you can bet he bought an extra 1/8th to hustle off some. Other than that, don't expect to get much from this guy on a regular basis.

16. The "One and Done" Dealers--These are the guys who you have probably bought weed from only ONE time in your whole life, you were able to get their phone number and everything and for some reason or another--they just seemed to have dropped off the face of the Earth.

17. Well-Known Hustlers- These are the guys that people to go to for weed just because of their Respected Reputation. They may not always have the Best Stuff but they just have some kind of high status because they know a Celebrity or something.

18. Phone Hustler- This is the guy where you never really know where he is because he is always some place NEW everytime you try and get a hold of him. but if you keep calling him and calling him eventually he'll give in and come sell you a few bags.

19. Stationary Hustler- This is just the kind of guy who sells on the spot. Hes usually posted up at a corner or at a gas station or something. Hell never give you his phone number or contact information but if you go to the spot where hes at--he'll always be ready to make a deal with you.

Last but not least---the one that I personally can't stand is the "Middle Man" Dealer---these are the guys who never have shit to sell but say they will be able to hook you up because they "KNOW people" and will tell you "I gotta Holla at My Man First Bro"


So anyways, like I said before....which kind do you guys think are the WORST and which kind do you guys think are the BEST to have??

 

go live in the mountains and you dont need no more dealers- there are enough abandoned places up there

 

Do these "abandoned places" sell WEED?? If so, I would be more than happy to live there!! :2thumbsup:

 

It's been a long time since I bought weed but I can relate to these categories with other drugs as well.

The worst for acid is by far the "middle man" dealer. It makes me furious thinking back on how many times I've tried to get acid and the middle man always says the same thing... "Oh I know someone who can get acid no problem, such and such can get any drug." Then a week goes by and their dealer can't get it or happens to be sold out now.

In regards to Ecstasy I have encountered what ill call "The Markup Dealer." He will tell you an initial price and then knowing that you are his only option he'll mark up the price when you want to buy usually claiming the quality is superior to other pills around.

The social hustler was probably my least favorite with weed. The guy never would just deal directly to us, we'd have to go to a party for a bit to get some and then we got to hang around for awhile to not seem like fiending stoners.

Mr. Reliable is my favorite for weed, luckily I had a Mr. Reliable weed roommate most recently when I smoked.

The backwards hustler is my most common encounter for Ecstasy dealers which I don't mind.

I've had pretty much solely "one and done" dealers for acid.

 

you forgot the asshole dealer who always has bud won,t get ya high. high prices and will shut ya off if one thing pisses him off bout ya.

that guy in our town only has 4 people allowed to got to him.

 

I had a Mr. Reliable but he was also Mr. Paranoid-Schizophrenic.
Great source for many years but he's went too crazy to deal over the past year.

 

in the mountains everything grows for free: wild vegetables, medical herbes and other stuff like tabacco you plant there. :daisy:

 

Haha ah the shady dealer. That's how it is with dealers in my town it seems, always being in different weird places. I also personally love the dealers that demand a ride somewhere just to sell you a product. I've ran into quite a few of those. I'm lucky now however because one of my good new friend's older brother always has anything you need all the time. It's pretty nice

 

Dealt with many those stereotypes for years. My current guy .. well he is changing #s constantly .. have to wait until a specific time to meet him because he just gets bulk of the product and gets rid of it in less than an hour.. Just drive up the street he rolls his window down I throw the cash he throws a shirt with the herb wrapped up .. He's been doing this for 2 years I was his first customer and now he's managed to buy a new car & a new house so must be doing well .. Been doing this routine 2 - 3 times a week now .. Always planned a day in advance ..Always weighs exact, prices keep dropping, lately he just started fronting me twice what I buy..I smoke A+ California grown herb all day long thanks to him so props to him.. That's my dealer.

 

Proud to have a few #11's in my stable. That's the beauty of a medical state.

 

Best type of dealer is Mr. Reliable. I like my dealer to be honest w/ me too if he's not around about how long it's gonna be until he can get to me.

Worst type of dealers is the shady dealer and the paranoid dealer. Also, i hate when the guy makes me come to some shady ass place at like 3am and on the phone he acts like i need to hurry up and shit so i rush to the spot and when i get there I have to stand there for 15 or 20 mins.

 

There seems to be a lot of dealers around here who are variations on that theme. The first is the "wanna be" dealer, who wants to be a real dealer, but has to be a middle man because he doesn't have a wholesale connection. He won't ever tell you who his dealer is, or how to contact him, even though he claims to be looking out for your interests. The second is the fake middle man, who is really a dealer, but is so paranoid that he doesn't want you to know it.

 

LOL, ive had dealers like that before .. it became obvious and quickly known that it was really him.

 

were online now, and you left out the best kind of dealer......? guess who?