2020 Vision for America. Amen!

It has been a late night for myself and my staff but after months of prayer and fasting over this matter we have voted 4-0 in favor of seeking the 2020 Republican nomination for President. Amen!

I will still be few months shy of my 35th birthday on election day 2016 but my staff and I have concluded this will be an uphill battle and we can probably use the extra four years anyway.

As a result of numerous threats to my safety I have not posted my real name in this board and have opted to use the pen name "antiporn" instead but my staff has advised me that if I were to receive a million or more e-signatures from the American voters for the Republican nomination for President I would be assured adequate financial support to afford a security staff sufficient to protect me.

To read my Presidential Platform and sign the Antiporn 2020 Petition. Amen, go to : http://www.petitiononline.com/antiporn/petition.html

When we receive our millionth e-signature I will publicly announce my candidacy for the 2020 Republican nomination for President and we will finally turn this wretched mess of ours back into the great country it once was. Amen!

 

what did you huff this morning? Can I call you Alex P. Keaton...

 

Are you sure there will be a 2020?

 

Much to my embarrasment, I discovered that the petition is not verified yet.

The petition statement:

If elected I will work to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex.

If elected I will work to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive.

If elected I will support a ban on interracial marriage. While I am not racist I believe that God intends people to marry within their own race. Any and all interracial marriages currently licensed would immediately be annulled. Any children born to said couple would be allowed only to marry with other children of interracial couples.

All races ought to have equal opportunity in employment pay and opportunity. Therefore I believe that Affirmative Action is racist against white people and if elected I will work to see that it is abolished.

I firmly believe that sex should be shared with your spouse and that there ought be be love between the married couple. However man and wife ought to be of the same color as stated above.

If elected I will support the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion) as well as attempted murder and rape and incest and pedophilia/child molestation and bestiality and necrophilia and cross dressing and treason and spying against the State and espionage and drug dealing and vampirism and adultery and armed robbery.

I am also 100% against homosexuality and I believe homosexuals including lesbians and bisexuals as well as people with fetishes ought to be put in mental hospitals. This must be done NOW before they degenerate society and our children's morals even further. I also believe ANY children in the custody of homosexuals ought to be taken away IMMEDIATELY in order to prevent further emotional and sexual abuse. DO NOT let your children near one of these vile monsters!

I believe in a national dress code. If elected the National Dress Code (NDC) will be as follows:

* All persons must wear clothing from their neck to three inches below their knees when in public or in the presence of children.
* Women MUST wear dresses. Trousers are NOT lady-like and therefore women ought not to wear them.
* Jeans are to be banned.
* Any profanity or sexual references on clothing will be banned.
* Businesses must comply with the NDC. Failure to do so will require business owners to sell their operation to the highest bidder.
* Failure to obey the NDC will be subject to a fine NOT exceeding $10000 and/or up to 30 days imprisonment.

I am completely in favor of banning the flawed and blasphemous theory of evolution from ever again being taught in public schools. It has paved the way for atheism to take root in this country. It has also led to Kinsey's famous sexual "research" that led to the sexual revolution. This in turn has contributed to the moral decay of America. God created man is his own image and we must never ever forsake His word. If we do America will end up like Sodom and Gomorrah.

I support the good moral crusaders in Washington D.C. who are getting tougher on the War on Drugs. I am in favor of the death penalty for drug dealers and for a mandatory 10-year prison sentence for anyone caught with ANY illegal drug including marijuana. This mandatory sentence will be required for any amount of possession no matter how small it may be. This will send a strong decisive message to drug abusers that their use of drugs will not be tolerated by the American public.

I propose prison reform. This will be as follows:

* Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately one-half of their average current size.
* Prisoners will be kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cells during incarceration).
* Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
* NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
* NO TV or medical care or entertainment of any sort.
* NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
* Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
* ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on sight.

If elected I will work to legalize police entrapment operations so that criminals can be caught by police without fear of a lawsuit as well as to catch potential and aspiring criminals before they actually commit a crime on their own. I also believe police "brutality" is blown out of proportion and that mild violence towards criminals from the police should be accepted.

I believe in Singapore-style anti-terrorist legislation. I propose that anyone suspected of being a terrorist ought to be required if necessary to serve up to 5 years in prison without formal charges being brought forward. This will help stop the wave of terrorism sweeping America today.

I am a firm believer in the Temperance movement. I believe that alcohol and tobacco cause a great deal of problems in our country today. I favor the return of Prohibition as well as a complete ban on tobacco. Alcohol causes strokes and leads to cirrhosis of the liver and dropsy. It is also a leading cause of automobile accidents and suicides. Tobacco causes lung cancer (cigarettes) and throat cancer (chewing tobacco) and is along with alcohol a leading cause of premature death in this nation. Tobacco and alcohol are ruining America and it is up to the government to take the initiative to once and for all take tobacco and alcohol off America's streets and out of our schools and our stores and most importantly out of our culture. In order for these goals to be met we must require all schools and employers to regularly test for tobacco and alcohol as well as other drugs on a regular basis and report to the Federal government their findings. Any and all violators will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

If elected I will work to support a total ban on tattooing. Tattooing is the desecration of one's own body and is indeed harmful. It often causes infections and can result in severe scarring and is very difficult to remove. Therefore all tattooing ought to be banned as soon as possible.

If elected I will work to implement a Federal Anti-Vice Squad (FAVS) that will enforce all the morality laws enacted once fellow moralists are elected to high positions in government. The FAVS will have full search and seizure powers and will be able to for example demand a spare key from someone to search homes for pornography or tobacco etc. The FAVS will also be responsible for enforcing the NDC with patrolling of streets and informants on the streets of America.

I support Project Echelon wholeheartedly as it has undoubtedly saved the United States from countless terrorist attacks and helps fight the war on drugs. Project Echelon monitors ALL telecommunications data for suspicious activity.

I also support the new Carnivore project underway by the FBI to help catch criminals including but not limited to drug dealers as well as drug users and terrorists and spies and traitors of the United States of America.

I enjoy politics. I hope to win the Republican nomination for President in 2020. I will fight as a moralist. I will try to institute the above goals of mine to restore the traditional Judeo-Christian values that our Puritan forefathers founded the United States upon at Plymouth Rock.

Thank you and Amen.

 

I can't believe you wrote all of that...and then posted it in Random Thoughts

 

For some reason I can not post a thread in the "Politics" forum.

 

haha.... wait, that wasn't funny, just lame.

 

that is because you have to be either a member or a senior member or have a certain amount of posts...i think..
but anyhow i must say that you really spent a lot of time with this nonsense post..congrats

 

I think someone has been empowered by children's books........

 

i am not even gonna waste the time to read antiporn's posts. they are way too long and im high and i gotta start getting ready for work in an hour

 

this is a joke right? that whole b.s. post was a waste of your time. it's a retarted crock of horseshit.

 

not to mention the fact that it probably offends every single person alive in some way.

 

Ok...I started reading, but it pissed me off. That's not even amusing...

 

Are you sure you shouldn't start out running for alderman or something?

I like the dress idea though. Short short dresses.

 

Antiporn is awesome... I'd vote for you, just so you can invade poland... I mean canada... they are socialists..

 

Ya know, it occurred to me as I was reading through a couple of his posts that this is just a big joke. It has to be. I mean, how is it that someone could come on with these "Christian" views while at the same time blaspheming the word of God? It doesn't make sense. For example:

Where is it written in the Bible that God intends people to marry within their own race? Didn't we all come from Adam and Eve? And does this apply to Germans vs. Irish or is it just color based? Where do you draw the line? White isn't a race, it's a difference in pigmentation.

I did try to look through the bible looking to where it was written that one shouldn't marry into other races. I did find something relating to this that you might find interesting. Numbers 12:1-16, Aaron and Miriam opposed Moses' marriage to one who was not Hebrew. As a result, Miriam was struck with leprocy. Moses pleaded to God on her sister's behalf and she was to remain outside of the camp for 7 days before she could return. Make sure you don't have any white spots on your body, dude.

Besides, according to the Bible, ALL people came from the same 2 people, Adam and Eve. We're all related to one extent or another, so why the segregation based on skin? Your proposal is flawed as it is not of God.

That being said, I need not go any further. I would appreciate it if you would stop blaspheming in this site. But being that you have FREE WILL granted by the Lord God Himself, I guess that's not up to me. Nor should any of these other policies be up to you.

But good luck to you in 2020. I'm sure you'll make a big impression. Let's hope you're not assassinated before election day.

 

ya'll know that antiporn just wants to russle up trouble, right? Probably just someone's alter ego running around like a fool again.

 

WOW... you most definitely got my vote , right along side mickey mouse n goofy

 

interesting..isnt this around the date thatt jerry claimed the antichrist would come to power?

 

hope ya wasnt askin me ... aint never been into any religion BS .... honeslty,,, sounds nutty but wasnt raised with church n religion n god n bible n such,,,, thus at my age have a different view of faith n "god" etc,,,,