<3 Being a girl

:love::sunny:I love being a girl :daisy: :willy_nilly:

 

you cant piss standing up

 

getting a little cold out for me to be doing that now..

 

well sure I can

 

I enjoy being a girl is good Rodgers and Hammerstien, but I prefer The Sound Of Music.

I assume you meant the musical number, because who'd enjoy being a girl. What with the dresses and what not.

 

snips, snails, and puppy dog tails make for a better person in my opinion.

 

No being a girl is awesome. And dresses are awesome too. I actually have one on right now.


....I can pee standing, sitting and laying down..I can even do it in down dog if I want. I just prefer to sit.

 

not to mention its easier!

and i love dresses...but being a lady isn't always that great!

 

we don't pride ourselfs in how we pee and that's ok with me

 

however if I peed standing up next to you I bet I would pee farther!!

 

We can if we squat just a little bit. :sunny:

 

We can use our wangs to hold donuts.

A useful survival strategy. You ladies woulda died off a long time ago...

 

If there's a hot chick around I can carry a half dozen!

 

I can hold things down there. I never tried a donut...

 

I'm just saying, my boy Lodog could prescribe some roids and sew on a pretty good looking phallus if the time comes and you want to make that call.

 

I should know. I used to be the poster Lodina.

 

or I can just pick up a maple bar from safeway

 

Sounds delicious!

 

*puts down roids and sewing kit*

awwwww

 

I have to agree, being a girl is great.