3 things you did today

1)Before I went to bed last night, I set the playback machine to record Family Guy for 11pm. Also set some timers for morning television. I love my PVR. I really don't pause live tv, because I just don't understand how it works. But i could use it.

2) At 7am I heard my neighbours banging. I take it Bob was repairing something. I hope they get evicted and then have to spend the rest of their days on the road. Never living on the grid, always nomadic. And then when they rest their weary heads, a Burmese Python comes by.

3) had a blissless sleep. You see, recently I made aquaintances with a star. For some reason, whenever it is out, I can sleep like a log. Thought I was going to be late for the jobcentre to sign on this morning. But lo and behold, the jobcentre wasn't open till 10am on Wednesdays. I had to stand out in the cold with about a half hundred unemployed. And this bloody labour government say that there is low unemployment. ROFL
Britain has become a laughing stock. Like a door off its hinges, or a house with a broken window.Today I didn't feel alone.

 

Youre not alone! Im still here...but go on the jobcentre website! Its WAY too cold to be standing around out there ....theres absolutely bugger-all on there though, unless you happen to be "qualified" in "hair and beauty"

Today I:

-Tried to think up names for the new tiny arrival and let her in the living room, which was an ordeal because A-shes not toilet trained yet, obviously, and B-Our white girl Faes taken a dislike to her for some reason
-Read some of my new books
-Huddled up shivering, feeling very hungy (which is where im at now) Our boilers broken again, its 15 degrees in here and falling, and i cant even do the washing up to make food because im too cold to move and we have no hot water because of the broken boiler

 

1) I have tried calling work about 10 times so far and still no one is answering. Daft really seeing as they told me to call!
2) Began sorting through my uni work, to see what is useful to take with me, turns out I want it all.
3) Thought about what to wear tonight, then forgot what I was doing so still haven't got anything, but I did have a nice cup of tea.

 

1. surfed the net
2. got the 'Memoirs of a Geisha' dvd
3. listened to Sarah McLachlan's song I Love You

 

ooh, i bought that after reading the book. it was good, but not as good as the book.


1) woke up late, feeling really rubbish

2) tried calling a mate, but got answer phone

3) prepared to go out into the cold, bright world.

 

1) Went to the cimema
2) Went for cocktails
3) Put a big bandage on

 

1. Was woken up at 8:05 by my Mum yelling 'Are you up yet'. My clock radio wasn't turned on!
2. Dawdled into school listening to my MP3 player very loudly
3. Had yet another couble ICT lesson, though the teacher sin't here, so I'm doing this.

 

mind you, it's 6:05am lol.

1. made tea
2. downloaded some warez
3. jerked off

 

1) Got out of bed at 13:30. Successfully missed my 11:30 doctors appointment. Shall reschedule. Turbulent dreams and visions of horror, seem to awake me in the early hours.

2) Went out into the great tempest, the remnants of Scotland's bad gale no doubt. I had to porn yet another item. A dvd player. My ankle was rubbing against the back of my new trainers. It was cold, wet and windy. I had to go back and get the leads, then when I finally porned it, I got five pounds

3)Tearfully purchased piece of chicken and chips for 1.30 for my lunch. Went to Tesco, which is right on the other side of Lewisham, next to the station. I have some food until I get my dole money on Monday.

3+1, I cannot help but wonder, how long I must go through this hell, this tormented lifestyle. This cursed existence, where every awakening is filled with fear and dread. Atleast I am alive. Pain is close to pleasure. That strange enigmatic paradox.

 

1. washed a couple dishes

2. had a cigarette
3. procrastinated alot

 

1) Met up with my good friend coudn't play because I really hurt my hand
2) Went for coffee instead, fed the pigeons and received some mean looks
3) Thought about buying a new bike

 

I no longer feed the pigeons. I like to feed squirrels. I forgot to mention that I went to manorhouse gardens again. It is a nice park. A fountain, a pond and tennis courts. I took some of my gone off bread and fed it to those squirrels. They are very tame. I wanted to pick one up and put it on my shoulder, but it just wanted food. Like me, we both had something in common.

 

Yeah, squirrels are lovely little things. Haven't too many around here at the moment and it's better to feed the birds than not! I did go through a long phase of wanted to have a squirrel as a pet, but then realised they would be much better running free. That is one of the reasons I love London Parks!

 

1) Shook the MD's hand
2) Bought 2 tickets to see Avril Lavigne in Plymouth
3) Ate fish and chips

 

1. Sorted 18,000 rows of patient data looking for duplicates - turns out 500 of them were.
2. Got "A"'s and "B"'s sorted.. 400 to go!
3. Had to chase up a bloke that hasn't paid for his contact lenses for 4 YEARS and keeps insisting the standing order is with his bank. It isn't, cause I rang the bank. Anyway the fucking deadbeat owes us £450. Arse.

 

Continued...
1. Bunked off RE
2. Went to Lidl and bought 29p chocolate christmas decs
3. Went swimming

 

1. haha i wasnt late for RE but i shouldve been if the teach was on time cos i went to the wrong room the other side of the school haha...

2. was late for science but only cos my teach let us out late from PE!! no chance id of been on time then...so totally not my fault and shouldnt get a late

3. Wasnt actually late for geography but the teachs a bitch and gave me one anyway so i got a detention!! i managed to avoid one ALL DAY!! and then last period because they had already gone in early i got one.

 

1) Made a nice salad to have with a baked potato - looked very pretty, was proud of myself!
2) Thought alot about strange things, like the Loch Ness Monster, Fruit, peanuts, the souls in teddy bears.
3) Was relieved to see my hand getting better

 

- Made funny faces at a toddler in a cafe
- Left before the police arrived
- Managed to find the Brighton train at St Pancras International, after traipsing around in increasing desperation

 

- passed one exam and failed another.
- had a gay friend tell me about his unrequited love whilst we walked in the rain. the gay was relevant in that his crush is straight, by the way.
- watched the first series of mighty boosh again.