$5

This is what you have to do to get . I'm gonna give you a list of 5 choices and you can pick one or all 5 but all you get is $5 for each one.

 

ive always wanted to go to michael jacksons neverland

 

That's the spirite.

 

so have i. would be so much fun.

 

i wouldn't mind being Don King's hairdresser.

 

i wanna be kieth richards driving instructor

 

You get to teach him to parallel park. lol

 

fffuuuccckkk!!!!!

 

i think i'll stay poor. i don't need your money

 

but you sure as fuck want my Complete collection of MontyPython records!!!!

 

yeah, I would like to go to Micheal Jackson's "Neverland"! I would kick the shit out of that demon and then rip his dick off and force-feed it to him. then I would say; "you'll never feck another little boy up the arse again, devil!"

 

*sits back, pleased.*

 

heh heh heh!

 

Who doesnt!?!!

 

Scholar Warrior. But thats Ok.

 

Aww, they're just not normal. Thats why. ;P

 

All five. I need the money. Pay up.


-Pedata

 

you dont get paid till you have 23 posts.......

 

when i worked at victoria's secret, i saw some truly horrible shit, including fitting a biker for a miracle bra. therefore watching dangerfield try on thongs is NOTHING compared to what i've already seen, and that includes in my own mirror at home. though i'd say that i look more like a sumo wrestler in a thong than dangerfield would. frankly i won't wear the things, it's a crime against humanity somewhere, and i've never actually wanted to visit the hague.

 

Ha! Ok, now pay up. I have to go buy some granny bloomers.

-Pedata