72% prefer gaming to girlfriends

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/news.phtml/23352/24376/72percent-prefer-gaming-to-girlfriends.phtml

lol gaming addiction

 

I don't doubt it. Video games are a lot less stressful than relationships. lol

 

True story

 

daaamn.. are women really THAT scary and crazy??

:leaving:

 

Sissies! Everyone knows virtual boobs are superior to real breasts, anyway.

 

Cost less too

 

I dont have a video game,,

Girls WANNA FUCK??

 

Not really scary, but definitely crazy. lol Of course, the crazier a female is, the more fun they are. It just makes it a bit difficult to maintain the relationship.

 

this, i hate to admit, is true haha

 

Of course, I'm crazy too, so a female would have to pretty crazy to wanna be with me, in the first place. haha

 

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

 

Well there was once a time were my Girlfriend was addicted to Guitar Hero World Tour and she like ignored me for a week.

I'm actually glad she played guitar hero for a week straight because now she can play every instrument on expert. She's like one of the guys now when it comes to video games.

But I'd rather have sex with her than be in a virtual band with her.

 

So maybe if all girls were good at video games they'd have more things in common.

.....Or guys could just put the controller down and get laid. Either way is a win for the man.

 

Men and women are both insane in their own ways. Men are more insane in the kind of way they're going to do something that they know is stupid to begin with that will cause them great physical, financial or emotional harm. Women are estrogen molotov cocktails that throw crowbars into that part of the male brain that demands logic.


But, when I think about it, people I know that love video games, like WoW cliche I <3 things that aren't real!!!!!!! people, I've only come across a few, and most have been girls

 

I don't totally agree, here. There are some totally sane, normal, and average women out there who are total freaks in the sack. I think a lot of people pass these women off as being bad in bed.

Damn, how many girls have you seen that are cute, and then they look like a train wreck naked?

Good example is Paris Hilton. That girl lays there like a deer caught in headlights. That's not fucking. That's you being a terrible lay! Same thing goes for blowjobs. Some women really can't give them well. And it's not even that difficult.

 

hahaha You're right, but I'm not even talking about fuckin. I'm just talking about the fact that I'm fukt in the head and a girl would probably have to be a little bit crazy to be able to tolerate my personality. lol Any relationship I get into is bound to be incredibly dysfunctional, because two crazy people can't really have a healthy relationship, in my experience.

 

maybe these kinda women are the only ones that the people who would rather play video games can get.

 

Pure knowledge.

 

I don't think you're really that fucked up, though. But maybe I'm a little naive.

 

Prolly. Or the guys who took this survey lawled so hard at the questions, they filled them out as a joke.