75 most annoying things to do in an Elevator

I got this from my friend, couldnt stop laughing


75 MOST ANNOYING THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR;

1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Hold an auction.

30. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

31. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

32. Throw a rave.

33. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

34. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

35. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

36. When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

37. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

38. Have a heated debate with yourself.

39. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

40. Drum on every available surface.

41. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

42. Fly a model airplane.

43. Do yoga.

44. Play the accordion

45. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

46. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

47. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

48. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

49. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

50. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

51. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

52. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

53. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

54. Propose to the other passengers.

55. Challenge people to duels.

56. Sell girl scout cookies.

57. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

58. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

59. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

60. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light.

61. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

61. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

63. Shout "Food fight!"

64. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

65. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

67. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

67. Elevators were practically MADE for riverdance!

68. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

69. Make sushi.

70. Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

71. Shave.

72. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

73. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

74. Practice your kung fu.

75. Make race car noises when people get on and off

 

My personal favourite:
64. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

why do i live in a house?

 

hahahah i no! i wish i had regular trips in elevators so that i could use these , my friend also showed me one of stuff to do in like department shops....i cant remember it now, ill try to find it and post it here

 

ahahahahaha that wouldve been SO good
how did ppl react?

 

52. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

HAHAH thta sounds like me.
damn now i cant wait to take an elevator again!

 

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLS

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

 

OK LAST ONE:



50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. b 33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

 

ahahahhaha I wish you had it on video too! lol i wanna see it now

 

lol same here, but i hope i dont get on an elevator and go "shit i dont remember any now" coz theres a chance THAT will happen haha

 

You don't have my favorite one! I like to go in an elevator by myself and just blow bubbles all over the place and then wait for someone to call the elevator, before the doors open hide the bubbles. They walk in and your standing there with tons of bubbles floating around. Nobody will ever, in the history of the world, be able to ignore that, it's also a great way to meet random people.

 

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

i've done that.

and

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

they panic. it's hilarious.

 

hahahahaah ^^^^ that one i will DEFINETELY try real soon and the sock one sounds soooo funny

and mr dude, that sounds really good too! that should be on the list!!!! it is now 76 annoying things to do in an elevator

peace
love Jane

 

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Sweeeet........
I'm gonna have to try some of these advices soon.....

 

you forgot the parts were they beat u up but there really funny

 

1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

 

^^^ thats one of my favourites lol

 

backstory: i have long brown hair and alot of my friends and family have said i resemble Jesus

i was staying in this really high class hotel, so the morning i was leaving i took the bible out of the drawer and wrapped the sheets from the bed like a robe and i walked through the halls looking like Jesus and i knocked on random people's doors, including my aunt who is VERY religous and has NO sense of humor

i was going to stand quietly in the elevator around check out time and just see what people would do when they came on the elevator and Jesus was there, but i didn't have time

 

I've tried those in a few malls with my mates, brother and sister.

Marco Polo is great fun in the store, expecially when you yell out "Fish out of water!" and see how many people actually look.

I once ran through an isle humming to the Indiana Jones theme, got a fair few looks that day.
I then did it again while running through the bush, at work today with my supervisor.

And as for the elevators...I've never tried this but as soon as I find an elevator with a camera in it, I plan to.

When standing in the elevator (going up or down, doesn't matter), start screaming and tripping over yourself around the elevator as if it is plummeting to the ground.

The security dude watching you isn't going to know what the phunk is going on lol.

 

I've had a lot of fun racing three friends in a shopping cart through the mall at a speed of 12 kilometres an hour ^^
In an elevator it 'd be really fucking annoying if there's this little boy playing with a helicopter all the time going like: Jeeeoooowowwwwwwneoooowwwwwwwwwwroooaaarrrrrrrr- ieehhhhhhhhh

something I did myself to annoy people in elevators is to say "Hi" in a really freakish way and stare at them with one eye wide open, it really freaks people out

 

i have another one, get inside the clothing racks and when customers look through say"pick me pick me"