80's Rant

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hellvis, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    THEY 80"S ARE DEAD LEAVE IT THAT WAY, if you keep taunting people with that SHIT auquanet is gonna make a comeback
    and it's bringing spandex and dudes that look like chicks with it.
    Do you know how ****ED UP i was when i found out that the poster of the hot chicks in poison was really 4 dudes?
    SERIOUSLY i blame the surge in homosexuality ON THE 80"s
    i'm not saying all of the 80's sucked the big one,
    just you know the hair bands with thier formulia of one mild rockin song followed by one ballad?
    WHo came up with this shit is thier like one record label owner sitting back in his chair like Dr ****ing claw from Inspector gadget,
    petting some ****ed up evil looking cat thinking DAMN i don't think the world is GAY ENOUGH,
    lets see ok here's what i'll do i'll get this group of dudes in spandex that look like chicks
    i'll have them put out one rockin song to trick everyone then BAM hitt'em with the horribly sappy power ballad
    thats right i'll gay up the world one fucked up transvestite band AT A TIME.
    INFACT this formula has led to the transvestite prostitute problem,
    seriously what the **** do you think those guys had as far as job skill when thier shitty band broke up or ran out of aquanet
    . I'm pretty ****in sure you can't put "i look great in spandex and can do more coke then a ****in BOTTALING FACTORY on an apllication?
    NOOO you can't say that so they did they only thing they could they wondered out onto the strip and BLEW DUDES FOR MONEY.
    OHHH and the best part they wait around blowin for thier rent untill it's time to make some sort of ill conceived logically mind ****ing come back tour
    that or thier singer signs a deal with VH1 and now the fake haired gearbox is all over the ****in place.
    I swear to god i hope that the right wing anti-gays STOP BLAMING the gay people and go on an active witch hunt on have these hair bands.
    YOU TURNED MY SON GAY, and cost me a fortune in aquanet. THATS a new show for you Brett Micheals Rock off "run for your god damn life before the angry mob sodomizes you with your own fake hair and shitty guitar skills"
    Seriously BRETT MICHEALS???? rock of love, more like rock of please god let there be one big fake boobed chick out there,
    that might want to marry me, it doesn't even matter if she looks like at one time she was probably a dude
    Seriously what is he on like rock of love season 4 million, when is he gonna realize NOONE WANTS TO MARRY YOU,
    they will gladly use whatever is left over fame you have to help themselves.
    That leads me to another question, he's 15 minutes were up 11 ****in years ago who the HELL thought it would be a good idea to help resurrect this ****in tools carreer?
    Thats a board meeting i would have liked to be at "thank you all for coming to the VH1 board meeting we are looking for new fall shows.
    Yes i know VIDEO HITS is in the title of our station but **** MUSIC we are edgy and cool, now who can we get
    to validate ourselves as edgy and cool, and some ****ing power tool in a suit at this point stands up and says
    HOW ABOUT BRETT MICHEALS, now in the REALLY REAL WORLD the rest of the board should have stood up and beat this guy senseless right after they got done pissing themsleves with laughter,
    because the only thing that would even half way save that ****ed up meeting would be beating someone down while covered in your own piss,
    then throwing them out a ****in window
    how big of a god damn gearbox must you be to pay women to PRETEND TO LIKE YOU,
    from what i understands you pay pros for the sex, and to leave you the **** alone afterward.
    How does casting for that show even work, Hi you kinda look like you might have been a dude at one time, would you hang out and play tonsil hockey with brett micheals for 10,000.
    You know why the only get stupid trannies on that show BECAUSE THE SMART ONES WOULD SAY NO!
    you know who i feel bad for on that show, THE GIRLS THAT GET REJECTED, how big of a blown out scary tranny skank must you be to get rejected BY BRETT MICHEALS?
     
  2. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Get help
     
  6. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    I don't like the 80's either.
    Other than like Queen. Queen was good. I like them.
    But I really don't like the spandex or the giant hair. Or the music with no bass.
    But yeah.
    The 80's were upsetting.
     
  7. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    V was the whip, i hear they are remaking it.
     
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    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The alien Diana can whip me anytime [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  9. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    I have a book at home that is the sequel to the V series....i should read it.
     
  10. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    :rofl:

    That was random and unexpected.

    Good for you. The 80s won't come back, the world's just gonna keep on getting more shittier from here on out :)

    What kind of bass? :eek:
     
  11. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    smallmouth.
     
  12. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    :confused:
     
  13. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    It's a fish. A bass fish. :D
     
  14. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    bass

    not bass.

    it's a joke.

    the fish, not the musical term.
     
  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    oh hellvis you're so sexy when you rant inanely

    i wish i was my age back in the 80s, i look sexy in leather, lace and spandex and my hair can be teased to no limits known to man!
     
  16. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Aah right :)
     
  17. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    thank you indian summer for your sarcasim.
     
  18. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    What happened in the 80s ?? i must have missed it.

    Peace
     
  19. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    i have to like the 80s. thats when i popped out my moms vajayjay
     
  20. wally m

    wally m 14

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    seems like I remember more about the 80s
     
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