A brand new Tom Cruise thread.

I don't think there are enough Tom Cruise threads. We need more.

Discuss.

 

Sure... i would like to here about him being 'batshit loony'.

 

Tom Cruise is soooooooooooooooo batshit looney that when he looks up the back of his neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

No wait... that's a really bad fat joke.

Can I get back to you on this one?

 

lets sing a song about how to get off tom cruise's nuts and live a fulfilling life

 

Oh tom was a man who expressed his opinions
but we all critized him and put him down
now we are all just ragging on him like evil minions
lets just forget about it and move on with our lives!

theres my song

 

free post

 

War of the worlds sucked.

 

lmao..evil minions? That's funny. Don't we need a leader for that?

 

Is that song sung to the tune of "sweet home alabama"? It reads like it should be.

 

There was a bad actor called Tom
Who got splashed by a stray water bomb.
He shouted abuse
While covered in juice
As if he'd been shot in the Somme.

 

Tom Cruise seems to have one of the biggest ones in Hollywood.

Of course, I mean ego.

 

Some Blood, Sweat and Tears:

Xenu's Comin'... Tom you better convert your friends...

 

'War of the Worlds'? .........being squirted.........new fiance.............................................this does nothin' fer me.I mean I know I never even met the guy ....................Bah!..............




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