A French joke: not ABOUT the French, but from France

I don't know that joke will sound good to you or if you'll get it - it's French humor - but I'll try to do my best

This guy is driving on the highway drunk and crashes his car... he dies... and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, God tells him: "okay you were drunk for the first time in your life so I'm gonna give you another chance, go back and be good. Since you don't have a car anymore I'll give you another one", and a really old, trashy car appears. "why?", "because you cheated on your wife once", "okay..."
He goes back... on the way home he meets his friend, Bobo, with a new Jaguar: "wow", he goes, "yeah, I died today...but God said I was good to my wife so he gave me that Jaguar". As he keeps driving in on the way home, he meets another friend of his, Toto, riding a bike: "you didn't die too, did you?", "yes, I did, but God gave me another chance, except I cheated on my wife 5 times so he gave me a bike...". "Oh btw, I just saw your wife... she was on her way home, I guess she just got new roller blades.


Get it? Get it? Hahaha.

 

Yeah, but it would have been better in French....

like the one about the Frenchman in Belgium watching two city workers --- one guy would dig a hole, and ten minutes later the other guy would fill it in.

Finally the Frenchman goes over and says "what EXACTLY are you doing here? You're wasting your own time and public money with this nonsense"

to which the Belgians say "the guy who plants the trees is on vacation this week."

 

haha!

 

aHaHa

 

that was pretty fuckin funny

 

funny!

 

Haha I didn't know the first one^^
And in france , the joke about "Paf le chien"/"Paf the dog" is very famous XD

 

my french gf does not understand why it is "French humor"

 

thats a decent joke but I like pennys better

 

ps penny

I am not so sure about the french humour statement

add to the list with my gf, two of her friends don't get it either. all who are french

 

It's the story of a married couple....

They are making love as usual, and the wife is screaming, screaming and screaming again untill she suddenly notice that her husband is using a dildo !

"I was thinking you were the perfect lover, making love as perfection !!! You will have to explain me why you've been doing it for years, because I thought it was real !"

- Ok, but you will have to explain me for our two children first

 

Wow....Rollerblades...hahahahahhaha how many times do you have to cheat on someone to get that option

 

HeHeh!

 

Two points for that one!

 

At late evening a traveller reached a hostel and booked in.

It showed up to be a quite religious hostel. There was a Bible at a small table beside the bed, and the crucifix was hanging at the wall in the bedroom.

Our travellers room mate was a young bloke, who sat on his bed, stooping to the other side, like if he was praying. The traveller thought it would be a good idea to follow the customs of this religious place.

So he sat down at his bed, started to pray, stooping like his room mate, and said: "I can assure you, my son, that I'm doing excactly the same thing as you're doing".

The younger bloke replied: "I certainly don't hope, cuz the pottie is over at my side!".