A funny thing about cats

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  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    They're not smart enough to think I'm God.

    Isn't that funny?
     
    Sam_Stoned, Dec 3, 2010
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  3. Spicey Cat

    Spicey Cat DMT Witch (says husband)

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    I actually think that is super-cool and one reason I am not enamored with dogs. You've got to earn it with a cat, whereas a dog is immediately ready to treat you as master and Top Dog. With cats, the best you can hope for with force is intimidation. With love the best you can hope for is reciprocation.
     
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  5. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    That's not what I meant but that's cool too lol

    I just was playing with my cat wondering if I must be like a god to them. Then I looked into their stupid little eyes and figured probably not. They're not even smart enough to be lied to or believe dumb shit.

    They probably just see me as another dumb animal... which is true. So... fuck...ya know? What?
     
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  7. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    You got it backwards, Sam. The cat is too smart to think you're superior to them.

    You can put your cat outside today, and chances are he'll live two years in the "wild".

    How long would you survive?

    The cat knows this, and its instincts will enable it live without all the accouterments of civilization that humans require. We no longer have such instincts.

    Cats are way too independent to ever require a "God" to look over them. They're not co-dependent upon some deity like humans. They only put up with us cause we feed them and give them a warm place to stay. Take away either and they'll be gone tomorrow.

    And lastly for some people, believing in an anthropomorphic God is just plain dumb, not smart.
     
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  9. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Yeah, they're smart enough to tolerate you and use you for food and everything.
    So.....you're stupid ?
     
    Piaf, Dec 3, 2010
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  11. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Loving the pro-cat responses in here. :D
     
    FireflyInTheDark, Dec 3, 2010
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  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    my cat is named foxglove....he pretty much runs the house
     
    rollingalong, Dec 3, 2010
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  15. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Sam, something you forgot...

    Humans have worshiped cats as God!

    [​IMG]

    This thread is just screaming for some cute cat pix, so here goes!

    [​IMG]
     
    skip, Dec 3, 2010
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  17. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I want this one

    [​IMG]

    It's so awesome
     
    Piaf, Dec 3, 2010
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  19. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Piaf, you allergic to cats?

    A cat without fur is a sad sight...

    Almost as bad as looking at some 70 yr. old human without clothes.
     
    skip, Dec 3, 2010
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  21. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    No, Skip, I am not
     
    Piaf, Dec 3, 2010
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  23. Sam_Stoned

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    Poor guy, you can just tell what he's thinking/

    "Why am I always so fucking cold?" lmao, that's a shame.. put its fur back on and let it be a cat.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Dec 3, 2010
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  25. amicalish

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    aaw I think it's cute
     
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    House cats are not social animals by nature, but show remarkable adaptability to living in our homes. A sign of intelligence?
     
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  29. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    No, stop trying to say cats are so smart. They're dumb animals.

    Just like we were dumb animals before we crawled out of the jungle, discovered fire, returned to and burned down said jungle, then...

    BOOM!

    [​IMG]
     
    Sam_Stoned, Dec 3, 2010
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  31. The Old Hippie

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    My Cat's Love Me!! and that love is returned. Although, I don't know if I'll find this site again to be able to return. I'm just learning how to use this forum...and not great at it!!
    PEACE
     
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  33. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Don't get lost out there buddy.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Dec 3, 2010
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  35. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    pretend it's a litter box

    that's what i do . . .
     
    wa bluska wica, Dec 3, 2010
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  37. zombiewolf

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    That's right, cats were once worshiped as gods... and they've never forgotten it!...



    [​IMG]Time to clean the litter box, asshole!
     
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    Truth be known I'm a dog person, cats always seem to have the I'm putting up with you, what more do you want attitude. That being said one of my favorite pets I had was a cat, we took him from a guy that was on his way to throw him in front of a train. That cat was great, he'd climb up on my shoulder and put his face by my mouth whenever I was smoking a joint. It even got to the point that he would climb up there and pester me until I did smoke something. Once he got what he wanted he'd go and play for hours. But even he had that you are my pets attitude. Sure do miss him.
     
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