A God

Ya see in reality im a traveler of both time and space, see all know all, nothing goes unnoticed by me, im also very inconspicuous, i might be a gentle breeze blowing in the night at one minute or a raging fire storm the next. i could be something that goes bump in the night or a soft unseen hand on your shoulder, im omnipotent !!! Heed my words you Brits, i require only two things of you..

1. Unconditional worship
2.And some sort of title, you have to give me an offical name.

I'll be back to claim whats mine....

Peace

 

you are full of it!

 

I proclaim you "King of Bullshit" and may you have a long and happy reign.

 

how about 'Dame' isnt that one of those brit titles

Dame silverhippy

 

Well thats a start

Peace

 

What about Ralph?

 

BAPS :willy_nilly:

 

I don't pay any attention to Pittsburgh, I rule the suburbs, I can collect Tax money there..

Peace

 

Ralph ???? Seems a bit pedestrian for a God....

Peace

 

"In apprehension how like a god" could've been written about you my frann

 

how about The Almighty Humphry!!!!!?

 

Nooo do better than that !!! I'm getting mad..




Peace

 

I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you...

 

Pffft..

 

Ralph's good

 

1. Unconditional worship - Deal, it's yours.
2. Balthazar Barbaria, the Bean Keeper of Praise and Good Worshipfulness Forever

 

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die ? Good enough reason for me..

Peace