A heated argument

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    This is a story about my friend who is named John. He stole some of my weed. And he's a dick. My other friend Jonathon is also in the story (yes the idiot who called the cops on us and shit everywere).

    So yesterday at lunch we were all at Johns house gettin baked. When we left I realized I forgot my dope but I thought "Oh well I'll get it after school, it's safe there".

    When I came over after school there were obviously a couple nugs missing. So I said "Oh ha ha your funny, hand me those other nugs". He said "what other nugs". Then I told him that there were obviously weed missing from my bag and he wouldn't admitt to smoking it. I even weighed it up and he still didn't admitt it.

    So at this point I've realized he has definately stolen some weed from me. Then I texted my friend and said "Get over to johns now, he's pinchin bud. don't let him know that you know he stole weed off us".

    Jonathon arrives and kicks the door open yelling "John you little snake your stealin' buds off us.

    John gets up and says "You burst into my house accusing me of stealing weed? Shut the hell up" Jonathon said "fine then I'll just weight it up" I told him I already did but he weighed it again anyway.

    Then Jonathon said "You know what? You owe use double what you stole, and I'm never selling you weed again. Even if you have the money I'm not gonna sell you weed".

    Then there was like a 10 second akward silence.

    John tried to break the silence, but I interupted him and said "you know what?"

    *This is were I get angry*

    I don't want your fuckin' money, and I don't want your fuckin excuses, but what I do want is this fuckin controller and I'm gonna smash to the ground.

    So I grab the 360 controller and start walking up the stairs. He comes running after me but Jonathon grabbed him and held him. I open up the door and they both come running out. John was running towards me but Jonathon threw a wrench at him and he fell over almost crying.

    I found a baseball bat and started smashing the shit out of the controller.

    After I smashed it I immediatley thought "wow.... Me smashing that controller was totally not a fair punishment for stealing that weed"

    When it was all over he said "you idiot how am I gonna play Xbox now". All I could say was "Well.... I guess your not".

    He's probably still very pissed but so am I. Jonathon on the other hand is an idiot because he has already forgotten probably and he threw a huge ass fuckin' wrench at him.

    I thought I wasn't mad about his anymore but that must have been because I was high last night. But when I woke up I was already pissed off.

    Now me and my two other buddies need a new place to smoke at lunch because we sure as hell aren't going there anymore... I'd hang out with my girlfriend and hotbox her car at lunch but she hangs out with guido's and soccer players and guys who go tanning.

    Fuck I shouldn't have smashed that controller. Does anyone know if the normal Xbox controllers work on a 360? because if they do I'll give him one of my old ones.
     
  2. lawnboy3

    lawnboy3 Member

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    haha the wrench cracks me up.

    i think the old ones work for 360.

    oh and Guidos suck.

    i'd make friends with him again. sounds like a good smoking spot. plus he got a wrench thrown at him. and his controller fucked haha
     
  3. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    Yeah, he learned his lesson.

    Idk, you shoulda beat his ass, you told check to do that.
     
  4. twang

    twang on the run

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    LOL what if he really didn't take it
     
  5. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    of all the things you do you break a controller...at least steal something of his you could pawn to make money back come on now
     
  6. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    LOL....

    the wrench part was fuckin awsome!!!

    you should've shit on his controller instead of smashing it though....just sayin'
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I wanted to kick his ass, but he's like a brother so I cant.

    Holy shit I thought you were banned.
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hahaha your friend hit him with a wrench? that's hilarious.
    what if he didn't take your weed though? haha he's a douche if he did, though
     
  9. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    The funny thing is that my friend who got hit with the wrench has also hit my friend who hit him with the exact same wrench lol.

    He did take the weed though, I could easily tell. And his grinder didn't have any thc on it because we smoked it all, but when I got there it had some on it.
     
  10. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    I woulda still hit him.
     
  11. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    Lol this was an epic story.Are all you guys the same age?This is crazy:tongue:
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I would've just taken his 360. lol
     
  13. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Thats some Bullshit. You did go a bit too far.
    360 controls are like 50 bucks. Im sure a couple nugs werent worth a controller and a wrench thrown at you.
    You should have taken the controller and sold it.
    Or just dropped him as a friend.

    I dont tolerate stealing.

    That and lying are things that will get you out of my life for good.
     
  14. igpay atinlay

    igpay atinlay Member

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    xbox original controllers dont work for the 360 if you are still wondering
     
  15. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Well me and my friend who stole it are both 16 but out other friend is 17 now and he always brags about it or mentions it.

    :cool:
     
  16. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    ^ wow that friend sounds REALLY cool...

    :rolleyes:
     
  17. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    Im so confused...
     
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  19. What??

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    lol you crazy candians
     
  20. imaginepeace

    imaginepeace Livin' the Dream

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    Thats crazy...I'd be super pissed to. Smashing things isnt my style but I bet it got your point across.
     
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