A lightbulb joke....

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

how big is the light bulb, because hippies will screw anywhere.....

 

Its a pretty large light-bulb, I've seen it.

 

well, lets go with four. two of each gender, like on the ark....

 

I really hope that the answer isn't "420" or "1969".

 

No, it's zero. Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, hippies screw in tents.

 

I disagree, they screw everywhere

 

I agree, I've seen them.

 

yer a flippin' stalker arent you?

 

I have throll propensities..yes.

 

Ok.

Seven.

 

so what is the ratio, guy to gals?

 

How often do the 7 bathe?

 

they are hippies, they dont bathe, they swim and use patchouli

 

Does the dirt gathered on their bodies offer them some sort of protective layer against the DEA?

 

throws off the dogs