a real man is...

finish the sentence.

 

a real man is some1 who doesn't finish sentences just cause hes told to, he finishes them cause he wants to.

 

the smiley was there to indicate that it was a friendly invitation.

 

looking for a fake woman

 

...hard to find.

 

........about 12 inches long.

 

Do you have a Gnome Fetish?

 

Yes. Lawn Gnomes.

They know how to trim the hedges.

Hehehehe.......I'm too lame sometimes.

 

spends too much time trying to prove hes a real man

 

a real man is...
not made of cardboard

 

a woman in drag.

(i can't believe i actually got to say that first!)

=^^=
.../\...

 

...stuck inside an olive.

 

...a song by Sleater-Kinney.

 

is me