A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that âs full Oâ coos Sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.) The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you". The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
