A Story You All May Enjoy

Basically, me and my friends, we are all hippies, and we smoke mad dope. None of this is made up, and it may get a bit confusing. It just happens. It's a little trippy sometimes. But the story keeps on growing. This is posted out of my Livejournal.

It started December 2004, spans to Today.

Here it is.

Beth and I first met in December of grade 10 in the science lab. We were jerks together and we always had a good time, it was pretty obvious that we were gonna be best friends. Anyway, I made up and invisible boyfriend for her, named Policeman Ken. It wasn't like I made him up and that was it.
Lauren: "Beth, how's your boyfriend?"
Beth: "Which one? The real one or the invisible one?"
Lauren: "The invisible one obviously, I don't give a fuck about Mike."

Ken was in a bad shootout, and was put into a coma. Beth would still fuck him though. But she needed something more, so she began cheating on Policeman Ken with Fireman Joe. Then eventually, Beth stopped fucking both of them and that was that.

We were then in History together, and part way through that class, we began smoking mad dope. This was about the same time Alyssa and Mal got into it heavily as well.

Grade 11 rolled around, and Law 12 started. The first few weeks were just like any other class, then we were allowed to sit where we wanted.

Alyssa, Beth and I sat together and it was all over. We became best friends. And smoked mad dope together. Law just kept on getting more and more ridiculous, and we were stoned in it more and more.

Second semester rolls around, and Alssa, Beth, Mal and I are smoking dope everyday. We become so incredibly tight.

Then we meet Dustin.

At dramafest, one of the games was chasing the Inivisble Man, and thats when we all began on our search for him.

Dustin already knew an "invisible squirrel". Dustin was the only one who could see him.

One night, Beth and Dustin got to talking about harnessing powers. Beth could see the invisible men, Dustin could talk to them. Beth asked if he could talk to the frog on her windshield.

[UPDATE
My power was that I could get dope from the Invisible Man himself and I can see the Invisible's Men's army that stealth.
Beth's power was that she could see the Invisible Men's army.
Dustin could talk to the Invisble Men and Dragons and Animals, and he is the one who harnesses powers to others.
Malo can turn invisible.
Alyssa can read secret messages.
Brianna can see secret identities.

Others? Mistakes? LET ME KNOW]

One night, I was tripping out at Sulivans pond, and I saw frogs, and they were on the attack. Back at Ariana's, I saw the men on the ceiling fan and the chair.

The invisible dragons. There was a bumper sticker about them. "The Invisible Dragons are watching you. And now they are always watching us. They are the Invisible Man's spies.

The Doob Tube. Beth, Dustin, and I are the Supreme Doob Tubers. And we are the ones who started everything. And everything goes down at the Doob Tube.

One time, I was throwing down a beat, when the men appeared. Brianna and Beth backed it up, and rid the Doob Tube of the men. Then we called Dustin, and before we said anything, he said he was just talking to the dragons, and they were on the way to get us. We fought off the dragons, and smoked the joints they dropped.

One day, Beth and I were talking and we realized that Policeman Ken is the Invisible Man! It makes so much sense. He is out of the coma and is seeking revenge on Beth and I.

Beth because she cheated on him when Policeman Ken was so in love with her.

Me because I created him and I am best friends with the Beth, who broke his heart.

He lives in Bedford, which makes sense with the whole my "I HATE BEDFORD". Because I really do. And I don't want to go there ever.

Today at the Doob Tube, well Dustin and I were climbing tree's. Shit went down.

While Dustin and I were climbing trees, Beth, Brianna and Mal were laying on the ground, when all of a sudden this man runs through, and they had to get up from their rest and move. He stopped and looked at them, and asked if they were having a picnic. Beth said yes. Then we looked back and forth a bit when he ran off. They began asking where he came from. It was so, SO random. Brianna said "maybe he's Jesus!" Beth and Mal lost our minds laughing, more so howling. Then Brianna explained that maybe it really was, and he was coming to tell us that we have to leave, because something bad was going to go down, and it wasn't our turn to die. WE WERE NOT NEXT. So they got up and ran, howling through the woods, and eventually found Dustin and I.

We ran to my car, and drove off. On the highway, Beth could see the men marching into town. I could see them going through the trees. They were coming to attack. They were everywhere. Traffic was bad. They were holding traffic up.

We got lost, then made it to the church. My car battery died there. At the church. Jesus brought us to the church, and we were stuck there. The invisible men could attack at any time and we'd be stuck.

We began to contemplate whether or not Jesus really was on our side. He could be on the Invisible Man's side. Who knows.

It was a really intense day.

UPDATE!!!

Jesus is on the Invisible Man's side. Brianna and I were at the Church again. And I remembered the sign that said "If You Seek Me, You Will Find Me" at the Church. We believe that Jesus knows that we were going to Church, because we always hang out there, and then my battery died. He lead us there so the Invisible Man would find US. He lead us away from the Doob Tube. The Doob Tube is the only place that we can be safe.

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Jesus Helps Me Trick Minds". Maybe he's playing with us. I don't even know anymore.


UPDATE #2!!!

Beth's mom was at church today, and a man had a stroke. AND. The woman Beth used to go to Sunday school and started Youth Group with got hit by a car and hurt her knee/leg! BETH GOT HIT BY A CAR AND HURT HER LEG!

Amanda Walsh, who just moved to Alberta, is now going to Catholic school. God school. AND SHE LIVES IN FUCKING ALBERTA. The Invisible Man knows.

I've been thinking about it all day.

The invisible man is sided with Jesus for sure. You see none of us are religious, but we believe in the Peace. The Invisible Man knows this. And God knows this. Jesus knows this, and he's pissed.

As a side note, none of us have our powers anymore, and we havent' had them for awhile. We need to reharness them to defeat the Invisible Man. I have to come to Peace with Bedford, and be able to disable the Invisible Man, since I created him. Beth has to dominate Jesus. She was the most religious one of all of us. And then she basically said "Fuck you" to God and church.

"Jesus Helps Me Trick Minds". Maybe the Invisible Man tricked us into thinking we lost our powers and we still have them, they just need to be reharnessed. Dustin is giving us a speech on how to do it.

Peace.

 

OMFG!~~@$~~!!

IF YOU ARE HIGH TRY READING THIS

it blew my mind. and actually killed my buzz cuz I got so confused and i honestly think my head just asploded.

btw i read this whole thing and made absolutely no sense of it whatsoever. It may have permanently damaged my brain though. That is all.

 

dude i cant read tht, can u plz sum it up in like 50 words max plz plz plz

 

Smoke a bowl and come back and try to read the whole thing man. It made me retarded.

 

dude i cant it like weird- everythingmelts together and i get lost after first line, my hearts beating so fast i was though i had heart attack

 

It's basically, we have to go to Bedford to fight the Invisible Man because he is pissed at us. I created him, and fucked him over. And I am best friends with Beth, who cheated on him while he was in the coma. He is sided with Jesus. Jesus fucked with our heads and now we have to reharness our powers to fight the Invisible Man, and I have to destroy him. He has a really big army though, we see them spying on us, and the other day we saw them marching into town. The only place we are safe is the Doob Tube.

But you have to read the whole thing. It's the only way to truely understand.

 

hahahahaha

 

that sounded like a great idea for amovie, any1 got spielbergs number??

 

It's not even funny. It's real. It's part of me and my friends lives.

 

Have you and your friends been on mushrooms/lsd/belladonna/nutmeg/other crazy fucking hallucinogens for the last 3 years?

 

then ur lives MUST be put in a film, somthing like lord of the wrings but with french fries and pepperamis, babbybells and god those fucking tortilla things!!!

 

you're very close to convincing me that you are not joking around about all this and are infact completely fucking retarded.

 

hhahahahaha

 

We aren't retarded. Fuck. It is real, and it's trippy as shit. Everytime something new happens, I freak a little (alot). Haha

I've only been smoking pot since well, when I met Beth in December 2004. I started doing shrooms this summer, and I've done acid once. My friends have all been smoking dope for 2-5 years. And we all started shrooming around the same time.

 

The first step is admitting your problem.

 

then getting help^


i NEED more weed, whereds my fuckeng lighter GODDAMMIT!!!

 

Haha. Whatever, it ain't no thang. I guess having an imagination makes you retarded. We just connect things together, and it makes a story. It makes life interesting, a change from the routine of daily life. It's made us tighter as friends. And if you think it's fucked up, you're probably right, but I don't give a fuck.

Keep the peace though.

 

dude if ur imagination was a really trippy evenuing with tons of acid than thats cool, not fuckeing 3 years

 

um.... what?

 

what?? what u mean what?