accidental butt slip.

so my boyfriend accidentally put it in da butt and it felt like a knife being rammed up my asshole at 200 mph and i wanted to die.

how why omg i don't even.
has this ever happened to anyone ever? I don't wanna be alone in this pain. D:

 

You were not ready and not relaxed. Course its gonna hurt, gotta relax, and tell your boyfriend to not fuck you there without permission or you will poop on him.

 

i say hide some poop in his shoe for doing it anyway, and when his foot lands in it tell him if he does it again

 

thats liek rape

 

dude revenge! yes, no doubt.
it was purely accidental though so I don't want to make him feel too bad.
I'm already a whiney bitch but I think the fact that my butt has been on fire for like 3 days gives me some room to complain.
owww.

 

C'mon people - nobody really believes this happened accidentally, especially the troll who wrote it.

 

troll?

how kind of you

 

troll?

 

OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN RAMMED IN THE ASS.
you'd feel my pain.

 

what pain shit feel good mad good ur lucky

 

eh, I disagree. My booty hasn't been prepped for this. again, owwww.
buttholes shouldn't have that thrust upon them. poor lil' guy.

 

It's happened to me. And it's like the worst pain in the world. It's even worse because it's unexpected.

Lol dark sugar, it's different when you're not ready for it! You're just having a good time and then "POW".

 

If you have been a total bitch to him recently, it was no accident. I would have done the same.

 

see the quote button under this post?? use that on who your talking to so we know who its directed at. it'll come up like this^^^^^^

i think all you can really do is make sure he knows what hes done wrong. that hes hurt you and if it happens again without your consent there will be consequences.
i'm a guy and i can tell you that its a pretty suss "accident"

 

@invisible lantern
i know. ah.it totally killed my pleasure because my butt felt like it was raped and left to die. D:

@The backdoor man

dear god you're probably right.

 

haha thanks for the tip, I'm such a n00b. shit.

 

i like when it hurts

 

If this really happened (and I smell troll) it wasn't an accident. That is the oldest trick in the book. Even if I was half my age my aim wouldn't be so bad to "Accidentally" slip it up your ass. I don't even think I was ever stupid enough to try that ploy.



Fuckin' kids.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

oh it happened. and it was accidental as far as I'm aware.

 

it wasnt an accident...dont be so fucking naiive