accidents involving fire...lol

lol last weekend i was round my mates with a couple of ppl and we had this circle of about 6 goin passing 2 pipes round, anyway there was this guy there that we called honey monster (he looks abit like bigT), and he had the pipe. all of a sudden we all his this kind of crackling noice coming from him so we all look at honey monster and burst out laughing! he was sittin there with the pipe in his mouth with a big grin on his face unaware that his hair was completely ablaze!!!!! man it was so fuckin funny

lol any1 else have funny storys to do with fire?

oh yeah lol i just remembered that on the same night my mates, mum peeped round the corner looking rather miffed and sayed "your smokin?!" an my other mate, jonny with his back to ross's mum said, not realisin it was his mum, "im trying to but i cant get this pipe alight"! lol we were all so fuckin stoned that we didnt realise what he had actually said till my mates mum left wen we all burst out laughing.... ah funny stuff

 

I don't have a really funny story like that.

But I do set my garbage can on fire all the time. After every bowl I tap it into the can and 80% a small chunk is burning enough fo rme to say "oh shit" and have to dump water in it.

you'd think i would learn after a while...

 

Not with weed... but many times this happens:

I dont have a lighter on me, so I goto the stove to light it (i got big hair by the way), and Id lean down to light it, and i hear crackle crackle, and my hair caught on fire =(
I had to cut that part off. My mom asked me what happend, and I always get like super sarcastic to drop the subject, so I say "I had trouble lightin my crack pipe"

 

Yeah that happened to me before too. I cut my hair the next week.

 

i donno wether any one knows this lighter trick but its dam funny wen its done...

basically u get one of those cheap ass throw away lights that the metal bit at the top can come off...take it off. the trick it with the flame strength switch thingy. making sure u know which way makes the flame bigger lift the switch off the weel and move it to the weak side (usually represented with a negative sign) then drop it back on the weel and turn it to the stronger side

u can do this for a long time but usually only 2 turns is needed. u should know have a lighter than could be mistaken for a flame thrower. give to some unsuspecting idot to light his joint with and watch as the 6 inch flame singes his hair

he he

 

Yeah my friend tried to dot hat with my lighter once and he broke it. I was pissed.

 

Oldest trick in da book ;-) But its good to inform the rookie smokers

 

hehe its my favourite. but one fo my friends KEEPS using the shit one, caus hes the most forgetful, and gets angry tat we dont protect him by correcting him each time. hehe but i just keep giving him the crazy torch every tiemhe askes for a lighte

 

haha yeah on halloween 2 years ago my best friend was lighting a bowl of shwag and a seed popped and it scared him(we had already been toking) and he raised the lighter up and caught his bangs on fire lol

 

Not only did I light my hair in front of my face on fire but I managed to lose half my eyebrow too!

Any time someone drops the hookah charcoal you know it wont end well. Nothing quite like watching it fall on the carpet and bounce, but waiting for you stoned brain to react while it melts a hole in the carpet. Yay!