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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by SweetBlasphemy, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    I just caught myself getting ready to brush with vag cream instead of toothpaste. Do not store together. Lesson learned.
     
  2. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

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    what's a matter hunny? too much cheese on the taco?

    price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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  4. auri_rain

    auri_rain Olá!Eu sou alto como uma.

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    uh....



    :puke:
     
  5. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Glad you caught yourself.
     
  6. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Just stoned and not paying attention, lol... all tubes in the medicine cabinet look the same from time to time ;)
     
  7. ThatGuyWeede

    ThatGuyWeede Member

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    AH Hahahahahaa!!!! Classic

    Jim Carrey ftw
     
  8. TiedyeDreams

    TiedyeDreams Member

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    I have this problem a lot. lol
     
  9. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    They used to put shaving cream in tubes that looked like tooth paste. Made that mistake a couple 'a times and immediately spit it on the mirror.
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    the good news is that your vagina tastes minty fresh.
     
  12. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    hahahha. thats great. I have almost brushed my teeth with neosporin before. not cool.
     
  13. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Yeah. you know what's up
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't have a vagina, and i have now gone off cheese indefinitely. Why, oh why did I stumble on into this thread of such infinite wisdom.
     
  15. SweetBlasphemy

    SweetBlasphemy Senior Member

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    Damn vegans... lol I recruited you, sorry.
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Id rather eat the vagina cream than what vegans do. So, ironically, I can just put that on my taco's for now on instead of cheese, since I am so repulsed. :p
     

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