All day and not one Mardi Gras thread?

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Festivity, people, festivity.

All the better to prepare for a fourty day hangover, eh?

 

I heard that the streets there reak of piss, vomit, and cheap beer.

 

mardi what now? :tongue:

I live in the frozen north... ain't nobody taking off their tops for beads around here, not unless you want frostbite on your nipples

 

yeah north sucks... one of these days with the fabulousness of global warming i'll be able to take my top off for beads without fear of frostbitten nipples

 

yeah, but i hope you know that climate change will have way more dramatic consequences that keeping your nipples warmer

 

Yeah... like extreme storms blowing them away.

 

And dammit.. Ray Charles is the shit and I love him so much.

 

Frostbitten nipples?

That's a new concept to me.

Should be a song.

 

Ever been so cold your nipples hurt from being so tensed?

I actually haven't. But I was staying at a friend of mines house with some other friends, and we were at the mental stage where we are so tired that everything is funny and we were giggling about everything... And he just said "Oh my gosh, I'm so cold my nipples hurt!". THAT was a new concept to me...

Happy Fat Tuesday friends!!!

(Is it aweful I didn't even know today was Fat Tuesday?)

 

Yes. Yes it is.


I've said some ridiculous things when I was sleep deprived. Probably more than when I was under the influence of anything.

 

With the same guy, we stayed up laughing for over an hour when we found out that a mullet is a type of fish (and not just joe dirt's/billy ray cyrus's hair styles.). I don't know how we came up with so many fish related jokes. *shrug* looking back, they weren't funny at all, but I will laugh at anything with enough sleep deprivation.

 

i never know when mardi gras is. always sneaks up behind me. have yet to ever celebrate it

 

Bourbon Street is always full of drunks peeing and pukeing on the streets, from what I hear... So it doesn't change a whole lot on mardi gras, hahaha... I think the average person sees 5 and a half more titties a day during mardi gras than during the other 51 weeks on bourbon street (not factual at all... and figures are also fictional.)

 

That is pretty factual, though... lmao

Don't know about the figures, but that's something other than hurricane katrina's controversies, that everyone who has been there/lives there can agree on.

 

We don't do Mardi Gras over here, but we have Pancake Day so it's all good.

Haha, I say that a lot. :tongue: Not necessarily because they're hurting but because it always makes everyone around me laugh.

 

Most Americans who celebrate it aren't even catholic, hahaha. It is supposed to be a week to gorge (sp?) one's self before Lent, so you build up your strength (hence the name FAT Tuesday, or "Mardi Gras"). I am not sure how the beads and all that jazz got introduced.

 

yes, frequently

Mine are more prone to hurting from the cold though because I have scar tissues from way back when I had 'em pierced.... somehow scar tissue just makes 'em hurt more, it's irritating

 

I totally didn't celebrate, though I had major plans to.

and I'm barely celebrating today...

 

that is so sad

 

sure there are drunk smelly people but if you just watch where you're walkin and keep yourself at least a little buzz then you should be just fine

i misssed it this year but next year is a whole different story
imma be 18

oh gawd..imma party it up in the quarter and its gonna be great.

i might even show my titties