alright, this bugs the fuck out of me.

the commercial for fool's gold, that "quirky romance/treasure hunt" movie. okay, the one where he's hauling ass in his boat, makes a fast turn and dumps everyone of the boat, that's funny. but the scene where he's with his wife or whatnot in the park, and she nails him across the head with a golf club, that's fucked up.

 

yeah...for real

 

it's fucked up that it's just a crappy actor pretending to get hit with a club instead of it actually happening to the asshole who decided to create that movie

 

uch. i guess it's stupposed to be slapstick or something, but that's just fucking wrong. i hated "the war of the roses" for the same reason. you know, living with people who are actually that fucking vicious to each other takes ALL the humor out of it.

 

you live with people who hit eachother over the head with golf clubs?

 

I cant stand him as an actor. The way he speaks... "miracle of life we created in the womb or specialness" and how he's so "stoked for the amazing embryo of life man which was blessed upon us". yeh its called an accident.

and he needs to start wearing a shirt.

and not play the same role in every movie.

and not procreate little verisions of him.


pft. and her boobs are mad enhanced in the fools gold poster.

not seeing that movie.

 

well, i did. mind you, my mom is barely 5' tall and there was always some asshole around trying to beat up on his wife or girlfriend. my mom's a fierce little woman. you aughtta see her running down the street with a bat in her hand, she's like a freight train. and the time my dad was beating the fuck outta my older brother when he was a kid and my mom ran to the bedroom and grabbed her aluminum softball bat is not something to forget. yeah, i have had a violent upbringing. it's amazing i'm so nice. that shit isn't funny to me.

 

i LOVED him in "we are marshall." man, he just made me happy. i thought he did great.

 

I am proud to say that I haven't the slightest clue as to what you are talking about....

 

ugh. it's fucking annoying.

 

actually, that was the one role that was in my mind when i was writing how he needs to do new roles.

he kicked ass in we are marshall. good movie.

but i still can't stand him.

 

i don't either

 

it's because he's beautiful and charming. i liked him in contact, too.

 

let's go bake some pie.....

 

i keep forgetting i have pie fixens. damn. what's wrong with me?

 

What the heck are you shitpipes on about?

 

good idea

 

Oh...even better...why don't all three of us bake some pie together?

 

it'll be a delicious mess of gooey goodness

 

:H i like the sounds of that....