An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman

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  1. GiNRuby

    GiNRuby Member

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    One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

    The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.

    The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking.

    The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling “SPIT IT OUT YOU ——-! SPIT IT OUT!!!!”


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  2. jeditesgirl1

    jeditesgirl1 Member

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    LOL Yea baby! Spits or swallows? They told me it was polite to swallow, but not when beer is on the line.
     
  3. Stabby

    Stabby Member

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    As an englishman/irishman/scotsman I approve :D
     
  4. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    Love it:cheers2:
     
  5. acid.burn

    acid.burn Member

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    i love englishmen/scotsmen and irish men
    in my experience all three of them would continue drinking like it was nothing
    it was just a fly
    :)
     
  6. Sir Schizo

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    We do love our beer. At least I do. But there aren't many drinks I won't drink.
     

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