And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

You'd better start with me.

Be gentle ... :mickey:

 

wears boots all summer long to cover up foot odor. ha,ha

 

is Caucasian

 

likes to pop zits on stranger's faces

 

Only has seven teeth

 

has legs longer than a giraffe

 

licks the tv screen everytime a food commercial comes on.

 

is food

 

eats kittens everynight for dinner.

 

farts every single time the phone rings

 

blames it on the dog

 

has hate for the world

 

likes it rough

 

ignores game rules

 

is a used toothpick salesman ...

 

is upsessed with beach ball's legs and skirts

 

Has never noticed another woman's legs or skirt in her entire life

 

secretly drinks at work on pretend bathroom breaks

 

likes me

 

pretends to be blind so he can feel on girls naughty parts.