And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

paddles himself and imagines his boyfriend is doing it.

 

Places her homemade gumbo on 'strategic' points on her body, then gets the household pets to lick it off..

 

goes swimming in the corrib daily

 

is secretly married to colin farrell :love:

 

would'nt take him off my hands for a night ha! ha! :rofl:

 

Keeps twenty different colours of nail varnish ... and never varnishes two nails the same colour

 

dose'nt love all the colours of the rainbow

 

Hates sunny days only come outside when it's dark, windy and a bit chilly. :coffee:

 

Will work for Spam.

 

Laughs at jokes that haven't ever been told yet.

 

Borrows money to impress people with things.

 

Haha! good one RH! :2thumbsup:

Likes to tongue kiss on job interviews & wonders why he never gets hired.

 

Why thank you.

Sneaks up behind people and puts lizards down there pants.

 

Jumps in front of me desperate to get some action thrown in his pants lizards will do fine.

 

Likes to probe for lizards.

 

is hoping an alien ship picks him up and probes him

 

likes to pee in the bath, then make yellow bubbles....

 

Is sky high and slightly drunk from deeply inhaling his armpits all day long.

 

has never sneezed

 

giggles loudly at funerals.