...fucking thick sliced bread! I mean what is the point? What possible purpose can it serve? Sliced bread is for sandwiches and toast. Thick sliced bread won't fit in the fucking toaster, unless you've got one of those special ones in which case you won't bother anyway since you can toast the far superior bagels instead. And as for sandwiches, well two slices of thick sliced bread is normally enough to fill anyone's gob, with the possible exception of the highly over-rated prize tosser and world class uttercunt John Terry. That's not even considering the amount of other stuff you've got to stick between the slices just so that the overall sandwich actually tastes of something, and you'll never achieve it, because you'll just have a load of incredibly dry absorbant thick tasteless bread in your mouth. Rant over. Oh yeah, definitely no A!
Bread is just the piano pusher. Someone to move the steinway out onto the stage for the soloist. You won't get very far with just piano pushers in life. You need someone who can play the piano as well!
Now thin sliced, I can never find it on the shelves. it always seems to be thick or medium. Perhaps thin sliced bread is so bloody brillinant it sells out instantly. never know! It would suit me fine. but then I get on ok with medium sliced wholemeal.
Thick slice for toast, thin or medium for sandwiches is what I like. You can hardly taste thin toast, well all I can taste is 'crunchiness' anyway! Oh and whilst someone is ranting about bread, the new Healthy Hovis tastes like crap! You should have a choice between healthy or the alternative, people can make their own decision. I mean, its like taking tobacco out of cigarettes and replacing it with something healthy! Seeing as McDonalds is so popular, most people really aren't concerned what they eat aslong as they enjoy it.
Hey...Why not write to the bread company and find out... Maybe you could even sue them for jaw muscle strain pain and for the amount of braincells you wasted while writing that up
I'll tell you why not. i'm not a bloody yank, that's why! I don't sue everything in sight because I can't be arsed to get a job and EARN my money like normal people. And as for effort made writing a post. Come now, that's also a very yankish thing. Reading and writing comes rather naturally to the civilised world.
Come on, "Thick, Thin, Medium", buy a good loaf from a baker, and cut it to requirements. Better than all that preservative packed pre-sliced rubbish.
you know there's a very good reason for things being complimented as "the best thing since sliced bread"!
